Scott, I used dry ice baths nearly daily for 30 years, so I have a little real life experience, too. I've measured the temp so many times I couldn't begin to count. And if it's not down below -75C it got tossed because we needed those temperatures for chemical reactions. Dry ice- acetone, isoprapanol, methanol. Ethanol was too expensive because it was taxed and we didn't keep adulterated alcohols in the lab so I couldn't speak from experience. We got dry ice once a week in hoppers about the size of 6 large refrigerators and used it all, so our supply stayed fresh. By the end of the week the dregs had frozen a lot of moisture from the air onto it, so I can understand where your impressions come from.
I feel bad for the quality of dry ice you can find. It's dry ice in name only at that point. If it's got so much water that it slushes at -45F that has to be about the crappiest dry ice I have ever heard of. We tended to throw it out if a lot of clear spots showed, because that's water. That's not even really a dry ice/solvent bath anymore when that much water is introduced if it "sets up" at those temperatures, but a dry ice/water/ solvent bath which obviously has much different properties. (A "GOOD dry ice"/alcohol bath will be viscous but the liquid won't be frozen at -108F.) That said, even the stuff I have bought from the catering place or for transporting fish has never been bad like that. So, I agree, you are getting some heavily contaminated crap.
Not worth arguing about.