Crack The Case. . . . . Win A $300.00 Shop Credit And More!!!! . . . YOWZA!!!

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I got this before we even get a clue.

The nuclear seahorse did it.

Send me the credit any time, Boss.


Jerry Busse said:
Imagine a contest so diabolical in nature that you are cast in the role of Sherlock Holmes and our Watson is actually cast in the role of . . . . wait for it . . . . . . . .Watson!:eek::eek::eek::confused:

( Ominous music ) . . . Dah dah dah!. . . . :eek:

Imagine that you were going up against the drunken genius of .. . . . Me!:eek:

( Ominous music ) . . . Dah dah dah!. . . . :eek:

Imagine that you were not only playing for a chance to win a $300.00 shop credit for yourself, but that you and Watson were teamed up for the benefit of all of your fellow HOGs as well!:eek:

And by "benefit" I mean a special discount on the next offer!:eek:

( Ominous music ) . . . Dah dah dah!. . . . :eek:

Imagine that you and Watson actually solve the case in time and then all of the HOGs could benefit!:eek:

They would probably name a bacon after you! "(Your name here) & Watson Smoked Bacon"

Contest rules will be posted on Monday!

Good luck HOGs. . . . . You're gonna need it! :eek::cool:

And as for Watson?. . . . Bummer to be you for the next 4 days! :grumpy:

( Ominous music ) . . . Dah dah dah!. . . . :eek:

Muwahahahahaha. . .

Jerry:D
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Well….If JB says it's a bummer to be me for the next 4 days, then I'm sure he'll try to find a way to make that my reality….but that's ok…at least I got to quit Walmart today!!!!!!

(OR we could all just have a blast with this and make it AWESOME to be me for the next 4 days!!!!! MOOOHOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!)

#WatsonSmallButmightyInOptimismAndFaithInAllHogsRatsAndDogsToMakeThisFun!!!!

Oh, wait….are hashtags allowed on BladeForum? :friendly_wink: :barf:
 
Colonel Mustard, in the conservatory, with the knife. (Of course it was the.knife!)
 
Dear Mr. Busse,

A man should ought to know his limitations. As for this man, it became apparent at an early age that guile, cleverness, and yay; even intellect was denied through the endless recombination of genetic code.

It was no fault of patriarch nor matriarch. Both offered a resplendent variety of virtue and personable traits. Yet somehow, though Master blessed the child with abundant life and joy at each breath, even to the point of silliness.In His immensity and might, left the child with his joy and amiable nature, and if He gave more it was the simple trait of "LARGENESS".

Through life the boy moved into manhood with the grace of a drunkard descending a ladder at speed. In all things the single focused success was that no matter what he did was always BIG, HUGE,ROBUST, one may even say gargantuan.

Especially in failure, he would learn that to make a splash, the bigger the better. And in doing so, others would laugh!

And there he found his joy returned to him, even in defeat. So when challenge was offered the man-once -a-boy lay down his sword, bowed to his opponent, and danced the silly dance of the fool. Better to know one's self in defeat, than be destroyed by the illusion of the false idol.

In short, good sir, while I dearly wish to be a part of Miss Watson's adventure, I would not burden her with a companion who is not up to the chase!

Nevertheless, would it be acceptable to remain an avid and enthusiastic observer? In doing so in my own oafish way, cheer on the hunters and exalt, "BEEE-YOOOO HALLLLOO! WHAT HO! AND TALLY HO! "

As ever your humble admirer,
Shane
 
I'm so confused. All is I know is that I have lost my mind and ordered way to many blades. I need this credit! Ha ha
 
Alright Jerry, you got me interested, let's see what you're inebriated evil minds comes up with. :)
 
shane justice said:
Dear Mr. Busse,

A man should ought to know his limitations. As for this man, it became apparent at an early age that guile, cleverness, and yay; even intellect was denied through the endless recombination of genetic code.

It was no fault of patriarch nor matriarch. Both offered a resplendent variety of virtue and personable traits. Yet somehow, though Master blessed the child with abundant life and joy at each breath, even to the point of silliness.In His immensity and might, left the child with his joy and amiable nature, and if He gave more it was the simple trait of "LARGENESS".

Through life the boy moved into manhood with the grace of a drunkard descending a ladder at speed. In all things the single focused success was that no matter what he did was always BIG, HUGE,ROBUST, one may even say gargantuan.

Especially in failure, he would learn that to make a splash, the bigger the better. And in doing so, others would laugh!

And there he found his joy returned to him, even in defeat. So when challenge was offered the man-once -a-boy lay down his sword, bowed to his opponent, and danced the silly dance of the fool. Better to know one's self in defeat, than be destroyed by the illusion of the false idol.

In short, good sir, while I dearly wish to be a part of Miss Watson's adventure, I would not burden her with a companion who is not up to the chase!

Nevertheless, would it be acceptable to remain an avid and enthusiastic observer? In doing so in my own oafish way, cheer on the hunters and exalt, "BEEE-YOOOO HALLLLOO! WHAT HO! AND TALLY HO! "

As ever your humble admirer,
Shane
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My old man used to say... If you can't dazzle em with brilliance, baffle the hell out of em bull sh*t!

You sir, are the scarecrow asking the wizard for his brain. He can't give to you something you already possess. Speech like you made implies intelligence and articulation.

Saddle up!
 
Most of these contests are way over my head but will be fun trying.
 
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