Another Creepy Tale that has happened to me. We seem to have a stocker/bill collector stocking us throughout the mountain region of PA in a hot air Balloon armed with a spotlight.
The first time this happened, I thought it was the PA American Idol tryouts and broke out in song, even though I can't sing. The wife told my to knock it off and get a grip. She suggested it was the tryouts for next seasons Man vs Wild, so I ate a live Groundhog to make sure that I would get the part. She then changed her mind (and I down a roll of Tums) saying, maybe, it's the Survivorman tryout. Being the ham that I am and to make sure I got this part for next season, while in the spotlight I knew I had to show Les my fire starting skills. State Farm dropped my coverage the next day.
How was I to know, using my pick up truck as a way to start a campfire wasn't covered by the company?
After the Balloon left and the light was gone a Creepy Quiet came up the mountain hollow, as we were walking the path to get back home, the wife screamed, "Thars somethin up ahead on that's there trailz" I could feel the goose bumps as we looked upon a lone Penny Loafer blocking the Path.
It was Creepy I tell you, Creepy.

