Back to the other topic again. A story for all of you and this actually happened. I was visiting my parents back in Ohio. My wife was trying to get me out to the car to head out to see my grandson, but I had to use the bathroom really bad. Unfortunately my dad was in the shower. I cracked the door open and said, "Hey dad, do you mind if I take a leak while you're in the shower?" He told me to come on in, no big deal. As I was washing my hand, the shower door slid open and I glanced over and made the wise-ass remark, "Dang, mom wasn't lying when she said that all of her boys were hung better than you". Dad replied, "It's not that small, just smarter than yours. He didn't want to get his head wet."
A great comeback by my old man!