Or be civilized and drink beer and the hell with (yuck) wine.Thus the real penalty of misuse of a good tool is destruction. If you have learned from the experience, then the peanut did not die in vain. Nexttime you have a bottle of wine and no corkscrew, just use a stick to push the cork all the down through the neck of the bottle and drink up. The cork will float out of the way when the bottle is tilted to pour.
Or, have a SAK with a cork screw around someplace close.