Cursed war club still available on eBay!

Yikes! Maybe it's like taking lava from Hawaii, and the thing just wants to go home?
 
Never fool with the spirit world. There is much more to this existance than we realize.
 
I used to have cursed golf clubs... then the cursed hurricane came and flooded my garage. They would up in a cursed trash heap, along with everything else in my cursed garage. $#@%^&*&!!!


Ad Astra :mad:
 
Darn....too bad the bidding is over on that one...

I was half tempted to bid for it and give it to "that special someone in everyones life" for them to take out in the ocean and use as a fish bonker. :D
 
Lion's Roar said:
I'll pass. No bids from this NDN.
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Nor from this one!!!! Sounds like BAD MOJO!:eek: :grumpy:
I doubt any amount of Cedar Smoke would clean that thing up!!!!:barf:
 
What a wierd coincidence; my brother in law was showing me something that looked almost exactly like this over Christmas, that his father, my father-in-law, brought back from the Pacific in WWII. My father in law was at Iwo, Guadalcanal and Peleliu (sp), and brought back several souvenirs.

I told my brother in law that if I had to guess it was Filipino in origin, but Maori never occurred to me. "Ceremonial" certainly seems to fit, as the one he has only weighs about a pound and a half, and I figured it was meant to be mounted on a stick of some sort. Holding it in your hand the only damage you could really do with it is a mild knock on the head.

The one my BIL has is about the same length, lighter brown with inlays and carving, has the same 4-sided diamond shape to it, but is not quite as thick at the top. Interesting!

Thanks for the link.

Norm

P.S. Some crazy tribesman has been calling my brother-in-law at all hours of the night for years saying "I want my War Club back!", but we hadn't figured it out till now! (-:
 
Yeah right.

"I got divorced."

and

"I got telephone calls from a more than 60 year old tribal person's ghost who wants the club back, even though his tribe didnt care enough about it to not give it away to a white man."

and

"My dog doesnt like it."

Doesnt convince me that its haunted.



Someone just got a good deal on a nice lump of tropical wood, not to mention a WWII relic. The company probably wanted to drum up the price by writing an interesting description, but it backfired on them. If they REALLY wanted it gone, they wouldnt have advertised it as haunted.

Come on guys.
 
Jebadiah_Smith said:
Someone just got a good deal on a nice lump of tropical wood, not to mention a WWII relic.
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After seeing that two part episode of the Brady Bunch where Greg gets pn3d on a surfboard I've decided not to mess with the power of the tiki thing.


:rolleyes: ;) :)
 
Jebadiah_Smith said:
Yeah right.

"I got divorced."

and

"I got telephone calls from a more than 60 year old tribal person's ghost who wants the club back, even though his tribe didnt care enough about it to not give it away to a white man."

and

"My dog doesnt like it."

Doesnt convince me that its haunted.



Someone just got a good deal on a nice lump of tropical wood, not to mention a WWII relic. The company probably wanted to drum up the price by writing an interesting description, but it backfired on them. If they REALLY wanted it gone, they wouldnt have advertised it as haunted.

Come on guys.
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Ahhhyup!! I started typing out a reply yesterday to the effect that the ole boy couldn'ta wanted it gone too bad since folks bid up to $50.00 and still didn't meet his reserve. but then I figured that these kinda things are more fun widdout my trying to spoil the party.

Heck, if I had the money, I'd still buy it to give away as a fish bonker... :D
 
Heck, if I had the money, I'd still buy it to give away as a fish bonker...
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I'm pretty sure that Gilligan bought one just like this, just before the '3-hour Tour'.
 
Runs With Scissors said:
Heck, if I had the money, I'd still buy it to give away as a fish bonker... :D
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If I knew its history or I started having problems that weren't within the range of normalcy in the past I would mail it back to somewhere.
You and Jeb may not believe in Bad mojo but I know from past experience that it exists.:rolleyes: :p
 
Nah...don't git me wrong....believe me, I'm a very superstitious sort, Demons, Vampires,werewolves, sasquatches, haints, Easter Bunnies....all sortsa supernatural stuff gits my attention...seen my share of it growing up around cemetaries and Civil War battle grounds. ("dat's da waw of nawthun agression, boah!" SMACK!! "Sorry grandpa...") Anyhoo...I am very much a superstitious fool, I'm just not necessarily convinced I need to add this one to my list of supernatural phobias.

All that being said, Yvsa, I got a feelin' you probably could tell a few campfire tales that would keep a fella awake for three of four days...

(Edited cuz I should at least spell the mans moniker correctly) :o
 
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