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Okay, this is stupid story, but I once had what I believed to be a cursed rifle.

Bout 10 years ago, I worked at a gun store in So. Cal called Turners. I bought a British Enfield No4 Mk2. It was a typical used rifle you see at a gun store, no weird marks or anything. When I took it home that night, like a kid, I fell asleep on the floor with my rifle next too me. My girlfriend was on the couch also asleep.

Somewhere in the middle of the night. I felt like I woke up, but I knew I was still asleep. It was strangely quiet. The TV was still on, but no noise could be heard. Then I felt like something was trying to pull my soul from my body. Don't know how to explain that feeling, best way is imagine you were a puppet with strings tied to all parts of your body. Well something was pulling on those strings with the head being the hardest pulled. It was a struggle of me trying to get back into my body and something pulling my soul or spirit. I was screaming and thrashing around as best as I could.

From the corner of my eye, I saw my girlfriend still asleep. This went on for about I don't know how long. I kept trying to wake up, but couldn't. It felt like half of my soul was out of my body. Somehow I woke up with a start, my body was wet from persperation and I was crying. I went to my girlfriend and asked "how come you didn't wake me up, I was screaming". She said she didn't hear a thing. I know it was not a dream, as I have never had dreams with that intensity nor detailed.

This was the first and only time this ever happened to me. Scared the crap out of me and although I don't really believe in ghosts and that crap. I do believe there was something evil or curse associated with that rifle. When I picked it up, I got cold chills running down my body.

Next day I went back to work and was able to persuade my manager to take the rifle back. This is not something entirely legal and against company policy but I kept insisting. Even threatened to burn the rifle that night if he didn't allow me to trade it. He finally relented and we redid all the paperwork. To this day, I don't think he ever knew why I was so insistant on getting rid of that rifle. I have never had any experience like that again thank God.

To this day, I get chills every time I think of that incident.
 
Bill Marsh said:
That is the "Waw to END Nawthun Agression" Bubbah!


NOW CLETUS!!! Ya' ought know better 'n dat! maybe y'all hah fallutin' lanty folks lahk them extra sillybills, but down in Coweta County, we knew better 'n dat! We wudn't be fightin' dat waw if we wadn't meanin' ta' ind it!! :D :D

Kinda wierd deal with yer rifle there 50- I had a similar experience once 'cept it was a blacker 'n night evile chucklin' critter what wanted to evict me from my ugly lumpy, hairy scarred up body- finally got the body to cooperate, an' come up outta bed with about half the trigger slack taken up on my double action .45- pointin' it right where the critter had been. Woulda been hard to explain them bullet holes in the wall if I hadn't caught myself. Kinda freaky stuff though. Alot more to the tale than I'm mentioning, but I'm not one to dwell on these things.
 
Runs With Scissors said:
NOW CLETUS!!! Ya' ought know better 'n dat! maybe y'all hah fallutin' lanty folks lahk them extra sillybills, but down in Coweta County, we knew better 'n dat! We wudn't be fightin' dat waw if we wadn't meanin' ta' ind it!! :D :D

Kinda wierd deal with yer rifle there 50- I had a similar experience once 'cept it was a blacker 'n night evile chucklin' critter what wanted to evict me from my ugly lumpy, hairy scarred up body- finally got the body to cooperate, an' come up outta bed with about half the trigger slack taken up on my double action .45- pointin' it right where the critter had been. Woulda been hard to explain them bullet holes in the wall if I hadn't caught myself. Kinda freaky stuff though. Alot more to the tale than I'm mentioning, but I'm not one to dwell on these things.

Same thing happened to me. Revenoors I figured! Ever been to Hahira (Hey-Hi-rah) Jawja?
 
Gawdern....revenoors...why din't ah thanka dat? All ah gots to do is put up a couple a set guns fer next time, an' hope ah ain' gotta wake up an' take a whiz at three in the mornin'...

Sorry, but Hahira doesn't ring a bell at all for me. I grew up in the suburbs between Sharpsburg and Senoia. 'bout twenty five minutes outside of Newnan) Had a great childhood there, sometimes I'd like to go back, but...not at all the same place anymore, and times moved on....
 
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