Custom Leather Sheath - Where do I look?

Ah yes, you saw The Purple Knife,
You're sorry now you spied it;
But I can tell you, anyhow,
I'd kill you if you stole it!
 
I'd never steal a purple knife;
That's not the way I live my life
It 's not as if you are my wife,
So why should we engage in strife?
 
Judy has a purple knife.
The first that Esav saw.
I'd rather have a purple knife
than have no knife at all.
 
OK, one more.

There once was a girl named Judy
Whose purple knife was a beauty
To protect it from weather, she put it in leather
That KV made whilst off duty
 
I've seen a purple knife before,
but never thought to score it.
Only when Judy waved it around
was it easier to adore it.
 
Engage in strife? I'm not your wife
That fact is not disputed
So let us not discuss it here
Or my rep will be ill-reputed
 
Off duty KV made a sheath
The design beyond belief
The purple knife from arksknifes came
It's beauty shall no man shame
 
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