Custom Machete?

Originally posted by Shaggi
Hey, if it's for you, and you give your word NOT to sell to Chuck. . . I can get it out next week for you for about $35.00! Plus S&H!



S&H for a machete is approx. $3,650.00!!!! :D
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I know this is a piss take, but I'm just not sure what S&H is.

This place it too weird for me, I need a drink.

:confused:

Matt
 
Originally posted by Matt Langley
I know this is a piss take, but I'm just not sure what S&H is.

This place it too weird for me, I need a drink.

:confused:

Matt
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S&H is "Shipping and Handling". . . . Now what's a "piss take"????
 
Originally posted by Jerry Busse
S&H is "Shipping and Handling". . . . Now what's a "piss take"????
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Jerry, a "piss take" or "taking the piss" is british slang for....err....(I'm stuggling to explain)......making a mockery of someone. Ever head of 'pulling someone's leg' or 'sending someone up'? I guess you could say it was making someone the subject of a joke, either playfully or not so playfully.

Every time I come over here I want a beer. I'm gonna become an alcoholic before I become an INFIholic! ;)

Matt
 
Originally posted by Matt Langley
Every time I come over here I want a beer. I'm gonna become an alcoholic before I become an INFIholic! ;)

Matt
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You are among friends!. . . and a bunch of drunks. . . . friendly drunks. . but drunks nontheless. ;)

Personally,

I BLAME PORKERSON!!!!

. . .. you should too. . . . ;)
 
Originally posted by Jerry Busse
S&H is "Shipping and Handling". . . . Now what's a "piss take"????
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I not good exponent with the UK stuff.
But in Australianese it means
“Crikey, they takin’ the plurry micky outta; us”:D
 
Originally posted by Jerry Busse
You are among friends!. . . and a bunch of drunks. . . . friendly drunks. . but drunks nontheless. ;)

Personally,

I BLAME PORKERSON!!!!

. . .. you should too. . . . ;)
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That's good to know Jerry, not the 'blaming Porkerson' bit, the friends bit. But you've got me interested now, what's he done?

....or is it what he's not done?!! That makes more sense to me! ;)

Matt
 
There are no specific reasons behind blaming Porkerson. . . .Don't really need any. He's just pretty much guilty of EVERYTHING! He's like a catch-all scapegoat. . . He didn't use to get as much blame about 2 years ago. . . but then he wandered away from the trough over to the Swamp and turned into part Rat!!! Now he's a hybrid of sorts. Half Rat and half Hog = He's a RatHog!

So, if you are ever in doubt as to what happened when something goes wrong, or you get accused of doing something that you did or did not do. . . just do as we do and scream as loud as you can,

I BLAME PORKERSON!!!!!

It will, pretty much, get you out of anything over here!

;)
 
Originally posted by Jerry Busse
I BLAME PORKERSON!!!!!

It will, pretty much, get you out of anything over here!

;)
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Hmmmmm..... I've been overlooking this convenient loophole. The "Porkerson Patsy Tactic" could have saved me a lot of trouble over time. Huh Jerry?:eek: :rolleyes: :D
 
Hmmm... Think I just found my new patsy for the next coup attempt... Hey, Bo, where are ya???:D :D :D
 
Ok I don't mind being blamed, but couldn't we avoid using the word "patsy" when blaming me ;) Porkerson the Patsy just doesn't have the right ring to it.....
 
No, Patsy sounds just right:D

Just think of us as your Aurthur King, you silly Kentucky transplant! I fart in your general direction!:p

Now that I've had time to think (aka...Beer) I bet it's all your fault we don't have our Megalodons yet!:grumpy:
 
Well if you don't like patsy then how about...scapegoat, fall guy, goat, whipping boy, chump, dupe, fall guy, gull, mark, pigeon, sap, or sucker?

I'm thinking whipping boy might work. I guess it doesn't matter since regardless of what's chosed is it your fault. :D :p ;)
Leatherman and I may be inclined to join forces with you but you know what we want. :D




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