As many of you know, I think the D8EE is Satan.
Well, thanks to ideas and items from ksskss, the Devil did right by me this evening.
I cleaned the D8EE with a scrub brush before use and lubricated it with a dot or two of Ballistol during use. Felt and sounded like there were some unimbedded diamonds and other contaminants the scrub brush missed. To increase the stone's effectiveness, I tilted it in a Panavise to about 12 or 13° and used the D8EE to make the second of three microbevels (the first was with a D8E at nearly 11° and the third was with 1µ AO lapping film at about 15°).
After using the D8EE, the knife (Stretch II) was extremely sharp, but, well, you know...

After finishing that off with the lapping film, the knife was not only tree-topping some armhairs, but splitting others it barely passed.
A lot of gentle lapping, a light touch, and a bit of honing oil made all of the difference. So far, at least.