Da Club,, ( hangout for the real Platinum Playa's)

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Man, we need a Club Platinum, Horton for sale on the open market alert.

Like the emergency broadcast system, but with real world value.
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Good idea. Assign one Platinum Playa a certain time everyday, to watch the custom forum. With all the forumites here, we can have it covered 24/7. :D
 
For anyone that doesn't know, Steelnut severed a tendon in one of his hands. He just had surgery the other day to reattach it. Yes it was knife related, but like I told him, at least it wasn't a Horton. If it was a Horton they would have to reattach a finger not a tendon. I just wanted to wish him a full and speedy recovery.
 
Morning guys.
Hope Steelnut have a good recovery.
Lucky guy who grab that baby in the exchange.
 
Hope it heals quickly steelnut...

Day off today - yard work - my yard is infested with dandelions :(

Previous owners destroyed the front and back lawns...

Later I'm going to pick up that Brodie :)
 
So I'm in the kitchen fixing lunch and I see a fella walking through my backyard talking on a cellphone! My backyard is privacy fenced so no one should be back there. After grabing my gun and making my way to the sliding glass door, I see he's carrying a tool kit. He heads for the neighborhood cable box and opens it up and starts working. This pisses me off, because he made no attempt to knock on the door and give me he heads up he was going to be working in my yard.
Well at this time, both of my dogs looked as though they really needed to pee :). Being the good pet owner I am and not wanting to see them suffer any longer, I quietly let them out into the backyard and watched the hilarity ensue. This guy was holding the phone between his shoulder and ear while working. Atlas was at this fellas 5 o'clock position when he gave his first bark. The guy turned so fast he dropped his cellphone and was fumbling to pick it up. Now, Atlas had decended from the deck and was crossing the lawn. Cableguy jumped the fence faster than any grown man I've ever seen(including the ones running from me)! I'm amazed he got over it with the recent load he undoubtedly deposited in his shorts. He left the top off the cable box and all of his tools next to it. He's not real bright, because the yard he jumped into has a dog that lives there that will actually bite your ass. Lucky for him, she wasn't out at the time. He was so preoccupied he didn't even see me in the dining room laughing my ass off. Its been about 15min and no sign of cable guy. Now neither of my dogs would hurt a fly, but this guy didn't know that. Moral of this story is:
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the boys on the deck yesterday
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the cablebox after the fiasco
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Haha
Good one rlarge!
That will teach him to ask first.
I would trade him some tools for
a few weeks of the Spice Channel.
 
well the cable guy just came and knocked on the door and asked to go into the back yard to get his tools and fix the cable box. looks like someone learned a valuable lesson ;)
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