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You're missing the point, bro. Cheesy gifts are part and parcel of the Father's Day routine IMHO. What does it matter if it's a bad tie, cheap Chinese folder, or uncomfortable sweater? Not to be too cliched here, but gifts are more about who's giving them to you, not about what you get. Hell, I can go out and buy my own working knives, I don't need my wife or kids getting them for me. I say, bring on the cheesy gifts! Most of them are pretty fun, for a little while anyway.