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I just thought we might need some fun time. And I wonder what this grand illuminated group could think up?
My contribution without thinking as you can tell.
Loosefly: When the little lock on your zipper breaks.
"The Washington Post's" Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:
intaxication: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with
reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly
foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high
sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late
hipatitis: terminal coolness
osteopornosis: a degenerate disease (this one got extra credit)
karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
glibido: all talk and no action
dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
And, the pick of the literati:
ignoranus: a person who's both stupid and an a**hole
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"VEGETARIAN".............
Indin word for lousy hunter.
I just thought we might need some fun time. And I wonder what this grand illuminated group could think up?
My contribution without thinking as you can tell.
Loosefly: When the little lock on your zipper breaks.
"The Washington Post's" Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:
intaxication: euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with
reintarnation: coming back to life as a hillbilly
foreploy: any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
giraffiti: vandalism spray-painted very, very high
sarchasm: the gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it
inoculatte: to take coffee intravenously when you are running late
hipatitis: terminal coolness
osteopornosis: a degenerate disease (this one got extra credit)
karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
glibido: all talk and no action
dopeler effect: the tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
And, the pick of the literati:
ignoranus: a person who's both stupid and an a**hole
------------------
>>>>---Yvsa-G@WebTV.net---->®
"VEGETARIAN".............
Indin word for lousy hunter.
