I find myself agreeing with you on most subjects, except for serrations. You should come over to the darkside with me and embrace the serrated blade.
Did the Rit dye go through the Cork Seal you used well? Also, what exactly is that Cork Seal stuff?
I sanded off the cork seal then dyed them, cork seal is made for fishing rods
it prevents them from aging, its pretty cool stuff and works excellent on wood and other similar items with pores.
http://www.u-40.com/corkseal.html
I will join the darkside but without serrations...

I just have no use for them....