Dear TOPS Knives, Please hire someone who knows English to describe your products.

[LeeBower]

If people struggle with their English that’s one thing, but to CELEBRATE ignorance is quite another.

:thumbup::thumbup::thumbup:

 

[elkins45]

Total sentence breakdown makes me leary of a company. Just like a dirty bathroom makes me leary of restaraunt. It demonstrates to me what level of pride the company has in itself.

The proper spelling is "leery." Leary is the last name of a comedian named Denis. Or were you going for irony? Just teasing

I didn't read this thread back in the spring and I can't believe some guy woke it up just to insult Esav.

Maybe Tops should hire J Lightning to write their copy.

 

[Jack Black]

I didn't read this thread back in the spring and I can't believe some guy woke it up just to insult Esav.

Only just realised that's what happened. That makes it so much worse! Bad enough anyway.:grumpy:

 

[MikeH]

I find it rather amusing that you automatically equate poor grammar to foreign-written material. I'm Chinese, and I daresay my grammar is better than most "Americans'."

Oh, yeah? Well I'll bet that my grammar could whip your grammar! (Well, she could if she wasn't deceased. )

 

[Professor]

Well, you know what they say... "Ass nut, want nut."

 

[trestle]

I find it rather amusing that you automatically equate poor grammar to foreign-written material. I'm Chinese, and I daresay my grammar is better than most "Americans'."

Learn how to use the comma.

 

[like em sharp]

Learn how to use the comma.

Learn the difference between definite and indefinite articles.

As for the subject, my views haven't changed. Highly unprofessional, and lacking in due care. How good could the knives be when TOPS can't write a proper sentence?

 

[HoosierQ]

Cool English thread. Do you know where the English language comes from? The answer will surprise you. NOT ENGLAND. Denmark and North Germany. No form of English was spoken in what is now England prior to about 500AD.

 

[Jack Black]

Cool English thread. Do you know where the English language comes from? The answer will surprise you. NOT ENGLAND. Denmark and North Germany. No form of English was spoken in what is now England prior to about 500AD.

Whassup wi'thi, wiv alluz spooaken reight in Yorksha tha nooars!

(I'm afraid the intended humour of this post may be lost on everyone, but me!)

 

[Fanglekai]

Learn the difference between definite and indefinite articles.

As for the subject, my views haven't changed. Highly unprofessional, and lacking in due care. How good could the knives be when TOPS can't write a proper sentence?

This sentence is a fragment. Please consider revising it. Furthermore it is placed in such a way that it seems to modify your views rather than express them.

We can play grammar nazis all day

 

[Adventure Wolf]

They probably hired a website design firm from India. It happens all the time.

 

[kurodrago]

The secret is on the stell, I mean steel......