Death Chat 2004

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KnifeAddictAK said:
remind me to send your daughter a Christmas card... the picture??

Me standind next to santa hangin' by his feet bleeding and me Smilin' BIG WITH MY SHOTGUN IN HAND... The caption you ask?


"Sorry Little Girl, but Daddy was bad so the elfs shot Santa"

don't make me do it, I swear I will :eek: :rolleyes: :footinmou :D
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LMFAOBT :D :D :D
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
how old is your daughter anyway? I can't remember :confused:
Maybe I'll try to find something Alaskan you two would like.. and no, I won't send moose turds like some many dumb people do :rolleyes:
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The little princess is 6 going on 22.... little girls grow up fast... especially when they have their daddy wrapped around their fingers..... :eek:
 
Hey Kaak.... I found a volunteer to sooth your Samoas pain and frustrations...


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Kalimalena said:
The little princess is 6 going on 22.... little girls grow up fast... especially when they have their daddy wrapped around their fingers..... :eek:
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remember that famous line when she starts dating. The scenario.....

Have him sit next to you on the couch, real close so only you and he can hear. Look him dead in the eye(s) and say "Son... You see that little girl over there? That is my pride and joy. So if you get any little thoughts in that tiny head of yours about hugging or kissing her; just remember this "I ain't afraid to go back to prison" :D
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
remember that famous line when she starts dating. The scenario.....

Have him sit next to you on the couch, real close so only you and he can hear. Look him dead in the eye(s) and say "Son... You see that little girl over there? That is my pride and joy. So if you get any little thoughts in that tiny head of yours about hugging or kissing her; just remember this "I ain't afraid to go back to prison" :D
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LMAO... That's a good one!!!!! :D :D :D
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
be sure to have a busse in hand and point to your daughter with it :D :eek:
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SHBM with solid bolts.... for sure.... wanna watch?.... two guys... dad and uncle KAAK.... heh heh heh.... should scare the ..... out of em.... :D
 
Kalimalena said:
SHBM with solid bolts.... for sure.... wanna watch?.... two guys... dad and uncle KAAK.... heh heh heh.... should scare the ..... out of em.... :D
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that would be funny.. pull a "Bad Boys 2" move
LMFAO.. you makin' it to blade next year? :confused:
if so, you should bring your daughter
 
what is everyone doing for Christmas?? and what are you wishing for??

All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth... literally.
That will happen soon. Finally. That and get to sit around grunting with friends :D :cool:
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
that would be funny.. pull a "Bad Boys 2" move
LMFAO.. you makin' it to blade next year? :confused:
if so, you should bring your daughter
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That would be great!.... I'll schedule it on her first date... I'll invite Frog, Potter, Voracious and you.... everyone brings their INFI.... :eek:

Nah... probably won't make it.... but I'll try..... we can catch up there... have a great time.... :D
 
Kalimalena said:
That would be great!.... I'll schedule it on her first date... I'll invite Frog, Potter, Voracious and you.... everyone brings their INFI.... :eek:
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LMFAO.. that poor kid, he is only in 1st grade or something and we are already plotting against him. He don't stand a chance.

ROFLMMFAO SO MUCH!!!! :D :eek: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
 
well, time for me to go cook my gas station purchased pocket bite size pizzas or whatever and crash.. see ya in the morning :D :cool:
 
Boy you guys are back with a vengence I skip a night of sitting in front of the computer and Kali and KAAK really go to it :D :eek: :D
 
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