Death Chat 2004

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I turned the page all by myself!

I'm a big kid now!

I can drink generic Scotch from a plastic fifth and wet myself in a police car. Just like my parents on their 26th wedding anniversary!

(kidding about that last one)
 
thombrogan said:
I turned the page all by myself!

I'm a big kid now!

I can drink generic Scotch from a plastic fifth and wet myself in a police car. Just like my parents on their 26th wedding anniversary!

(kidding about that last one)
Way too much information!!!!!!!!!!!
 
If I hadn't given the last copy to my folks, I could write you a transcript of a paper on pelvic floor exercises and my experiences with over-fatiguing my pubococcygeus muscles.
 
thombrogan said:
Almost there.

To 2000, not your memories.

What do you remember that was brought back by peeing in police cars?
More like drinking scotch from a plastic bottle and waking up in the closet :eek:
 
My daughter's joining the faith tomorrow. Catholicism, not INFI. I am on a mission.

Also met my buddy's dog for the first time this afternoon. Baxter is a 1 year old German Shepherd with none of the mutilation normally experienced by pure-bred pooches (well, his ears are still big and floppy, but other alterations have occurred I'm told). What a great puppy. Makes me wonder, though. Why are inbred pets regal and inbred people abhorrent? Shouldn't they all be seen as abominations?
 
frogfish said:
More like drinking scotch from a plastic bottle and waking up in the closet

I see. Well, as awkward as that may have been, I'm sure it was more comfortable than being found hog-tied naked in a traffic circle.
 
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