"Death Chat" Jr. Laid to Rest

If your credit card looks like this.....

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Youuuuuuuuuuu might be a hog...


If you make your kids get jobs to feed themselves so you can get more infi.... Youuuuuuuuuu might be a hog

If you've used your kids as a bartering tool for more infi..... youuuuuuuuuuu might be a hog

If you spend most your time in death chat due to no life........youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu might be related to me :D
 
Okay...Off I go. I must clean house, dishes, shovel....Uggggggggggghhh.

Anywho, all have a wonderful day. Stealth congrats to " ". I'll be back later or when my DC senses tingle :D :eek: :rolleyes:

Sometimes they're right :confused: :eek:
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
apprentice blades? I don't have any :confused: :D

Yeah... I gotta find some good sources for mammoth, walrus, stellar sea cow, baleen, etc... Lotta natural materials to be found up here. Musk Ox horn as well :cool:
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Now that's a way to make some cash.... :D people would pay for some good handle material.... get it?.... :cool:
 
Jerry Busse said:
That's the tricky part. . . . Even you won't know if you have one!!!! :eek: :confused:

How's that for stealthy??? . . . . :eek: :D

Jerry
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That's Stealthy!!!!!! :cool:
but then.... I don't even know what I'm talking about.... :confused:
wait.... where am I ????.... who am I ????.... I don't remember what we were talking about????? :D :cool:
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
If your credit card looks like this.....

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Youuuuuuuuuuu might be a hog...


If you make your kids get jobs to feed themselves so you can get more infi.... Youuuuuuuuuu might be a hog

If you've used your kids as a bartering tool for more infi..... youuuuuuuuuuu might be a hog

If you spend most your time in death chat due to no life........youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu might be related to me :D
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I'd be happy to send one of the kids back to Jerry if he's willin to feed um :D :D
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
Course I DIDN'T make a move due to being me :(
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Bad thing about mind reading. You had no idea if she was interested, and she has no idea you were.

You'll never know if you don't ask.

What is she gonna say? No?

Let's say a guy gets lucky (a YES response) only 1% of the time. Start askin. The 1% could come at the beginning, not the end. Just like flippin a coin. 50-50 chance of heads or tails (either of which is good.. ;) ) But, let's assume YES/NO. By the law of averages, which factors in an infinite number of flips, a no this time doesn't mean a yes the next. Could get a string of NOs, then a boatload of YES'.

But, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T ASK!!!!!
 
thatmguy said:
Bad thing about mind reading. You had no idea if she was interested, and she has no idea you were.

You'll never know if you don't ask.

What is she gonna say? No?

Let's say a guy gets lucky (a YES response) only 1% of the time. Start askin. The 1% could come at the beginning, not the end. Just like flippin a coin. 50-50 chance of heads or tails (either of which is good.. ;) ) But, let's assume YES/NO. By the law of averages, which factors in an infinite number of flips, a no this time doesn't mean a yes the next. Could get a string of NOs, then a boatload of YES'.

But, YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T ASK!!!!!
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If I could read her mind, I too would know if she has MACE!!! or not :D :p
 
You see the problem though...sort of a "Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead" issue. The laws of probability state that after an infinite number of KAAK's requests, he should get 50/50 on the Y/N...but what if he exists OUTSIDE of the laws of probability? He already tips the balance on Day/Night and Cold/Hot. Perhaps he could also flip that coin and get the same answer again and again...after all, he cannot ask infinitely many times :mad: ?

But...I ramble...load the dice, buy a two-headed coin, stack the deck...

That is, rapidly follow up the request for a dinner date with the name of some very desirable restaurant. There must be at least one (that doesn't serve blubber) near you. :p

In boca lupo
 
HUH??? :confused:

Anyway, I am cleaning my room...errr living room...err... Anyway, I am cleaning the "master bedroom" which I made my living room (My living room my bedroom) and I move this massive scrap book my grandpa gave me. It has magazine/newspaper clipings from the 40's and up of airplanes. Cool Book. Moving on, I move the book and my jaw drops. Outta no where, drops out $300. :eek:

Looks like I am only $1200 or something away from Blade :cool:


Now... Where's the folder? ;) :p


Edit: Doc, are you trying to say that I am destined to live alone?
 
Course not! :D :D

The coin could always land the other way. Like thatHAMguy suggests, you gotta flip the coin to find out (you know, Scrhoedinger's cat...no...wait...that means killing the cat in the process...you don't want her dead...unless you read RTDTB's sig).

In fact, I bet you'll get a YES every time you ask! That's it! Go for it! Move ahead! I do detect it! It's not too late... :D
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
HUH??? :confused:

Anyway, I am cleaning my room...errr living room...err... Anyway, I am cleaning the "master bedroom" which I made my living room (My living room my bedroom) and I move this massive scrap book my grandpa gave me. It has magazine/newspaper clipings from the 40's and up of airplanes. Cool Book. Moving on, I move the book and my jaw drops. Outta no where, drops out $300. :eek:

Looks like I am only $1200 or something away from Blade :cool:


Now... Where's the folder? ;) :p


Edit: Doc, are you trying to say that I am destined to live alone?
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Wow money dropping out of the sky :eek: :eek:
 
frogfish said:
Watch what you ask for you just may get it :eek: :D :eek:
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This just in... Hottie just was in :D

This one I spoke with a bit more. She is a cute little blonde/brunette. Chef, so she's okay with knives. Just doesn't know customs yet. She'll be back for sharpening in a week or so again. No wedding ring. Workin' 2 jobs, hopefully no time for a man :cool: :D

Only problem about askin' women out is they expect you to pick'em up. I can't afford a car, dogs are gone, sled is broken and 25 is the age for rental cars.

Atleast we have a candidate. Young, sweet girl. One I could see dating.
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
This just in... Hottie just was in :D

This one I spoke with a bit more. She is a cute little blonde/brunette. Chef, so she's okay with knives. Just doesn't know customs yet. She'll be back for sharpening in a week or so again. No wedding ring. Workin' 2 jobs, hopefully no time for a man :cool: :D

Only problem about askin' women out is they expect you to pick'em up. I can't afford a car, dogs are gone, sled is broken and 25 is the age for rental cars.

Atleast we have a candidate. Young, sweet girl. One I could see dating.
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Honesty is the best policy up front....
If she don't love you for who you are with or without what you think she expects you to have....
Find another one.... you'll never make her happy....
Ask her out for coffee or drinks near where she works... or hey lunch or on her break...
Go For it.... You can come up with a million excuses to let Mrs. Right... walk right past you.... But the Fantastic Four, Magnificent 7, 7 Dwarfs and Dirty Dozen.... won't let you.....

Right Guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
 
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