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Question for Jerry, how does the new Camo Terror Monkey coating repel blood, hypothetically?

You know, in case I was, you know gutting a trout.

I hate being sick, and I hate repair man.


I BLAME PORKERSON
 
Okay guys.. I know I ask alot of crap from ya, but I need more help :(

First thing, please pray for me for Wed. I'm tryin' not to think about it
Second, you who cook or ask your wives, but what are some of your favorite soups, drinks (NOT Carbonated), soft foods(pasta, etc.). Need to pick up some groceries before hand, so I have enough soup and straws on hand :D
 
Don't get yerself too worked up there, yung feller.... Just take it one day at a time... The good news is, in three weeks, you'll be wonderin' what all the fuss was about... 'course, you'll still be glad its over! :D :eek:
 
yeah.. i'm toying with the notion of going to my church's sunday school Christmas party that same night. Show off my purtty smilie to this cute girl I am interested in :D
Picture this:

Me sittin' in the corner, drool and spilling my holiday punch. Possible black eyes, shirt stained red. She walks in, I nod hey. My speech, slurred like some early drunkard. LMAO

I'm gonna have to give it a try. I know I shouldn't lose sleep. I have been in the dentist's chair before. Sat thru 31 fillings and 2 extractions for 4 and half hours straight before. Just nervous as a crackhead. :eek:
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
yeah.. i'm toying with the notion of going to my church's sunday school Christmas party that same night. Show off my purtty smilie to this cute girl I am interested in :D
Picture this:

Me sittin' in the corner, drool and spilling my holiday punch. Possible black eyes, shirt stained red. She walks in, I nod hey. My speech, slurred like some early drunkard. LMAO

I'm gonna have to give it a try. I know I shouldn't lose sleep. I have been in the dentist's chair before. Sat thru 31 fillings and 2 extractions for 4 and half hours straight before. Just nervous as a crackhead. :eek:

Hey sounds like a match made in heaven :D
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
Okay guys.. I know I ask alot of crap from ya, but I need more help :(

First thing, please pray for me for Wed. I'm tryin' not to think about it
Second, you who cook or ask your wives, but what are some of your favorite soups, drinks (NOT Carbonated), soft foods(pasta, etc.). Need to pick up some groceries before hand, so I have enough soup and straws on hand :D
Apple Sauce and Baby food... oh and a blender.... put the burger or the pizza in and hit the button... mashed potatos and gravy.... eat it with a spoon.... mmmm... mmmm... good... don't forget the Tabasco..... Oh and lots of Cold Stone!
I'll be sending good thoughts and prayers yer way!!!!! :D
 
Just had me a suck u lent Philly steak with just meat, cheese and mushrooms. Man that was fricking good. Gotta figure something REALLY good for dinner. My last solid meal for a while.

Much Appreciated Kali and guys :cool:
Much Appreciated
 
Looks like I'm getting my two front teeth for Christmas.... :( :eek: :grumpy: :D :mad: :cool: :confused:

I not sure what I am feeling right now...LOL
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
Looks like I'm getting my two front teeth for Christmas.... :( :eek: :grumpy: :D :mad: :cool: :confused:

I not sure what I am feeling right now...LOL[/QUOTE

The Fantastic Four doesn't fear anything.... if we stick together we can get through everything life has to dish out!!!!!! :D

What time tommorrow so I can be thinking and praying for you?

Now where's that FOLDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:
 
Kalimalena said:
KnifeAddictAK said:
Looks like I'm getting my two front teeth for Christmas....

I not sure what I am feeling right now...LOL

The Fantastic Four doesn't fear anything.... if we stick together we can get through everything life has to dish out!!!!!! :D

What time tommorrow so I can be thinking and praying for you?

Now where's that FOLDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :mad:

I wanna know where the folder is... Let's see, tomorrow's line up:

900 Wake Up
930 Eat Last Meal, take valium and meds
1100 At dentist, begin the operation
1300 Should be done and miserabe
1900 Possible church attendance and meeting with cute girl
2200 If up to it, XBOX live: Halo 2

This is a little nerve racking, guess it's young age.??? 21 and having to do this. NO MORE PAIN!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOPI :D

Pray for me come first of January. With this time off and the holiday season, I am gonna have to sell Shirley :( Shirley is my H&K USP .45 full size. But hey, better to have friends and no debt than debt and depression.


Dooby Dooby Doo... Baaa da dah.. Baaa da da dah... It's begginning to look alot like Christmas. These songs are still playin'
 
Okay... 3 minutes till I take my pills. One is a pain killer/anti-nausea and the other, Mr. Valium.

I am a tad nervous, but NO EFFENIN' REGRETS!!!


I'll post some pics soon... Man, This is one HECK of an adventure. Someone hold my rootBEER and watch this :D :eek: :cool:
 
Hey, good luck, KAAK... Hope all turns out well for ya, buddy...

As for the whole "end the death chat" thing, the words of H.P. Lovecraft come to mind: That is not dead which can eternal lie, and in strange eons even death may die... In other words, the death chat is eternal... Bwa-ha-ha-hah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :p :cool:
 
KAAK your in my thoughts today hang in there and hope you get the girl tonight :D ;) :D
 
I'm back... Right now, my mouth is starting to hurt. Better grab a pain pill. I appreciate all you guys have done for me :cool:

I'll have pics tomorrow or something
 
KnifeAddictAK said:
I'm back... Right now, my mouth is starting to hurt. Better grab a pain pill. I appreciate all you guys have done for me :cool:

I'll have pics tomorrow or something
Welcome Back.... kept and keeping you in my prayers... hope all went well.... are you all done now?????.... Take Care Buddy..... :D
 
Hey, KAAK! Glad to see you back so soon! Guess you're out courtin' that girl, now... :D :D Guess NOW is when you REALLY need those prayers!!!!


Hey, we love ya' man... If we didn't, we wouldn't give you half as much grief! :D :eek: :D :eek:
 
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