i beleive that this is a statement that is in reference to an occurance at the shop, involvinging a monkey being loose outside and iether scaring some of the workers, or just creating a stir about the shop.
the sentence structure can go one of two ways, if it is indeed about a monkey. iether it is a slurred together set of words that forms a complete sentence, or it is a sentence that is restructured as it is stated, wich is actually a set of sentences strung together.
example/possible answers
there was/is a monkey outside!!!
wich states that there was a monkey outside earlier, and it may very well still be outside at the moment of this statement.
a more precise usage of all letters/sounds present =
There was/is a damn monkey outside!!!!
there are however parts of the slurred sentence that dont match, being very close to actual words, like the his between monkey and outside. however, if you take into acount fingers sliding across the keyboard to creat new words due to "butterfingers", things make more sense, though there are a few exceptions such as the o in there (q and w are next to re) and the i in monkey, as well as the hi before outside, wich is more of a vocal slurring then a keyboard slurring...
so, taking the multiple sentence theory (sentence was rethought as it was written, and hense is actually severa sentences blended into one), it could be these meanings set into one slurred sentence -
there was a monkey outside!
there is a monkey outside!
the monkey is outside!
all bound together by a sence of drunken astonishment, "there is... was... a monkey.... is outside!!!"
so, my two guess' are
there was/is a monkey outside!!!!
there is... was... a monkey.... is outside!!!!