Deer Meat..........

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Thought ya'll might appreciate this........... :thumbup:
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DEER MEAT

A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.

Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.

The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.

Well, he said, 'It's what mommy calls me sometimes'.

The little girl screams to her brother......

Spit it out, it's an asshole !!
 
Good one!

Involuntary Muscular Contractions

A professor at the University of Mississippi was giving a lecture on ‘Involuntary Muscular Contractions' to his first year medical students.

Realizing this was not the most riveting subject, the professor decided to lighten the mood slightly.


He pointed to a young woman in the front row and said, 'Do you know what your a$$ hole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'



She replied, 'Probably deer hunting with his buddies.'



It took 45 minutes to restore order in the classroom.........
 
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