Defining a Mall Ninja

[Eight Trigrams]

Don't forget the mass murders at the GAP.

Indeed... You're not too far off.

http://cbs2chicago.com/local/lane.bryant.murders.2.667287.html

We need our Gecko45 now more than ever.

 

[CorpsmanUP!]

Someone who learned everything they know about firearms playing Counter Strike.

HAHAHA!!! Thats awesome.

 

[jdm61]

Guys,

This is in Community.
Your posts need to reflect the rules established here.

My answer, anyone who thinks their knife is a weapon. Anyone who come in here asking which is the best defensive knife and anyone who has never used a knife defensively who answers the question.

How many of us have actually used a knife against another person. My bet is a whole lot less than 1% of the people who participate here. (And a heck of a lot less if one does not include our military and L.E.O. members.)

I doubt if there are many at all and those few are the only ones qualified to give an answer. Anyone else who gives and answer is speaking with no experience.

Anyone who buys a knife because it is advertised as a man-killer, Seal Approved, Ranger approved etc.

You forgot one Gus.
Anyone who buys a knife because the owner, maker, designer or endorser of the knife is such a BADASS that some of the qualities must have surely entered the knife by way of osmosis while being ground, polished, sharpened, tested against high agressive sleeping mats or merely being held in an ad by said persons.

 

[stabman]

You forgot one Gus.
Anyone who buys a knife because the owner, maker, designer or endorser of the knife is such a BADASS that some of the qualities must have surely entered the knife by way of osmosis while being ground, polished, sharpened, tested against high agressive sleeping mats or merely being held in an ad by said persons.

And don't forget, someone who believes those mystical "toughness/badass qualities" will enter THEM by osmosis, and will then tell YOU how tough they've become(I can't believe how many 18 year old Ninjas I've met...).
AND, anyone who TELLS YOU they are a ninja/studying ninjitsu, and goes on about how much deadlier they are than any master you've ever met, qualifies for Mall-Ninjahood(why are they usually between 18-22 years old?).

 

[j williams]

Someone who is there to protect your virginity while shopping at spencers gifts. There are those who are waiting in the shadows to steal it from you, and without gecko45 to protect us, evn the food court would turn into the shower room at san quentin....

 

[J-siah]

Someone who spends over $10 on $.79 items at Taco Bell.

damn it

 

[jim preston]

I suppose I'm sort of guilty of that too, J-siah, but at Wendy's. Taco Bell and my stomach don't agree.

 

[Phil Elmore]

As most commonly used, a "mall ninja" is anyone whose opinion you dislike, ha ha.

 

[stabman]

As most commonly used, a "mall ninja" is anyone whose opinion you dislike, ha ha.

TRUE, but they also have to have at least SOME of the other qualities listed; otherwise they end up being referred to as some variety of ____, ____-____, or ____. Or maybe a ____-____.