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[B.Mauser]

Awesome! :congratulatory: Thanks guys. :thumbup: And thank you Steve! Email sent.

 

[Brian77]

I am to late to win something. But even though I have no idea what the thread deleted was... This made me laugh. Thanks to everybody for the fun. It is an instant classic. With a half life.

 

[DavidCAndersen]

Seconds if the deal falls through. PM sent.

 

[tradewater]

I was two minutes late with my bid. Oh well, it's going to a good home. Congrats Maus. :thumbup:

 

[tradewater]

Where the heck are Moosez45 and DerekH? I think we may need a "calling out" thread.

I'm pretty sure they've already been outed, but yeah.. I'm game.

 

[james terrio]

Did Moose shave his legs again?

You're out of your goldang mind if you think leg-shaving is gonna be brought up as a topic of polite conversation, without this being brought up as well...

 

[granitestateofmind]

This thread needs some more pictures. Chicken tailfeather pictures, that is.....

and this one, because it captures the essence of deletion so..........so, so.....what's the word? Is "deletedly" a word?

 

[Jonny1280]

I'll do my best at capturing the essence of this thread as well.

I present to to you: Two Mosquitoes Doing The McNasty On Top Of A Dirty Cooler....

 

[Diez Knives]

 

[NCSlice]

Hah, this thread is taking an interesting turn, I'll play...

This thing landed by my face when I was grabbing some tools out of my work van. Something eating a fly...the fly was still alive.

 

[DunkEm]

I'll add this from back in the early days of summer.

 

[Bladite]

whelp. looks like i'm the one true mod.

the other are AWOL

guyon went super mod, which means he's actually being paid to be here.

me? not so much. but i lurve you. long time.

 

[tanglediver]

I'll do my best at capturing the essence of this thread as well.

I present to to you: Two Mosquitoes Doing The McNasty On Top Of A Dirty Cooler....

I beg to differ, those are Crane Flies. Muskweetos are much smaller.

[video=youtube;d9z4SGd2t5w]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9z4SGd2t5w[/video]

 

[Jonny1280]

I stand corrected.

 

[DunkEm]

whelp. looks like i'm the one true mod.

the other are AWOL

guyon went super mod, which means he's actually being paid to be here.

me? not so much. but i lurve you. long time.

We lurve you too especially now that we are clear that your lurve for us isn't based on the cash we spend.

 

[HazeGray]

 

[zzyzzogeton]

With full raspberries to The Bard and a nod of thanks to Angry Orchard….

To delete or be deleted, that is the query.
Whether 'tis baser to get drunk or get high
The rust and corrosion of stripped metal
Versus the slippery film of lanolin on steel
By merging them, turn the red to black
Making a negative into a patina.

To pass out, perhaps to hallucinate, aye, there’s the conundrum.
Steely connoisseurs unite for the solution.
When we have chipped our last blade,
Our last 2 working brain cells must Spark a final thought ...
We must remember as we stumble to the pit
That it is nobler to snark with our last breath
Than to allow a zinger to go unzung.

Zombies are but day old bread
To well steeled B’heads.
Scales of pink or blue, red or green matter not
In how the black blade cleaves the undead.
When the head flies left and the bod falls right
All blood spatter goes up.

 

[Steve6387]

I'm not that deep or intelligent so....

 

[BeeKayNutCase]

Tradewaters so hung he.. um.. Damn it. Wrong thread.

Bugger. Did I miss this GAW? Eff. I just got my Gerber number too. I'm Gerber Ringhole #97....

...soooo.. is the Snark called 'Deleted' now? I have hard drives full of stuff I couldn't bring myself to delete. They're just sitting in the cupboard waiting until I can find a working Pentium90 with 3.7 nanobytes of RAM again. I slaved for way too many long nights over a dial up modem and used way too many industrial sized bottles of hand lotion to delete them now. TBL gets me, don't you brother...

 

[tradewater]