Describe your perfect sheeple knife.

The perfect sheeple knife? A small silver butter knife engraved with "Bush sucks".

Yes, well he does to most people quite obviously:D

CASE Crandall cutlery Peanut ought to scare nobody until they find out how sharp I keep it:eek:

Another choice could be a Kershaw Chive. I keep mine as a money clip,just try getting your hands on my cash when the assisted opener kicks in:thumbup: but then, sheeple shouldn't be trying to get your cash anyway:D
 
I used to say my Case amber bone peanut, about the size of my pinky finger when closed, was a good sheeple knife. However, not too long ago I was using it at work to poke holes in the lid of a microwave meal prior to nuking it. A colleague watching me said that it reminded her of Norman Bates in "Psycho."

I don't think I responded to her at all, but I've been thinking of clever comebacks ever since. I should have pointed out that Bates used a kitchen knife like my esteemed colleague undoubtedly owns and uses daily. My opinion is that sheeple do not so much object to particular knife styles; it's the notion that someone would actually carry a knife.
 
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