Dinged for WTF?

WTF is the WTF good for? Sorry, I just can't drink that much KoolAid.
The same could be asked for many Busse offerings... even moreso for things like the AK, MOAB, Gladius, etc.

If you're gonna buy in, might as well go all in.

I'm gonna use my WTFBG for splitting wood, chopping trees, and having fun.
 
WTF is the WTF good for? Sorry, I just can't drink that much KoolAid.

Imho... in regards to other larger blades like Huck, Moab, B13.... you very rarely chop out on the last 2-3 inches of a long blade. a 14 inch blade isn't a better chopper because of the extra 3 inches of sharp edge..its because of the added weight of 3" of steel. your chops will still impact like 6-8 inches from the handle (typically) So you have simular weight an momentum as moab in a shorter blade.. wtf just puts the weight more behind the sweet spot.. plus it will be one of the best Busse's to cut on flat surfaces. An it's ability to attract the ladies will be similar to that of moab.. :D
 
Guests to my house occasionally get hiccups, and inevitably someone will complain that he/she can't get rid of them. I'll proceed to throw the WTF past their head and scream the lyrics to Slayer's fairly new song "Repentless". So there -- Good for curing hiccups.

Also, The WTF will be great for making people go, "Sheesh... what is that even good for?" :)
 
The same could be asked for many Busse offerings... even moreso for things like the AK, MOAB, Gladius, etc.

If you're gonna buy in, might as well go all in.

I'm gonna use my WTFBG for splitting wood, chopping trees, and having fun.


Have you not heard of the zombie apocalypse? WTF ya gonna do with a WTF in the zombie apocalypse? It's heavy, but with no reach.
 
Let me see it's 11 inches long-since everybody considers the TGLB to be the ultimate Zombie Killer, by my calculations that means I have an additional 3 and 1/4 inches-as far as being heavy as Clint Eastwood would say "A man's got to know his limitations! Let's Drink
Have you not heard of the zombie apocalypse? WTF ya gonna do with a WTF in the zombie apocalypse? It's heavy, but with no reach.
 
Let me see it's 11 inches long-since everybody considers the TGLB to be the ultimate Zombie Killer, by my calculations that means I have an additional 3 and 1/4 inches-as far as being heavy as Clint Eastwood would say "A man's got to know his limitations! Let's Drink

TGLG goes right through the eye socket. WTF's getting stuck in bone. While you]re trying to work the WTF free from a scapula it got stuck in, the TGLB will have already dispatched half a dozen walkers.

Besides, the comparators were MOAB, AK and Gladius, not TGLB. Even the MOAB gives you a couple extra inches over the WTF, and an AK gives you a whole extra foot, probably for less weight.
 
The WTF is an abomination. And I say that purely because the grapes are sour. ;) :D
 
Have you not heard of the zombie apocalypse? WTF ya gonna do with a WTF in the zombie apocalypse? It's heavy, but with no reach.

I could put a stop to the zombie apocalypse with the tip of my WTF...... by hitting the off button on your tv:D
 
I'm gonna cut your sword in half with my WTF! WTF you think about that? :) Sorry...... I had to!
 
Ya, your probably right, I am sure when that awful Zombie apocalypse comes, the zombie's are going to be walking around waiting for someone to stab them (just like the show), I agree the AK would make a far superior weapon during this inevitable apocalypse, But doesn't The Moab weigh even more? I am always ready to learn, so how do you know the TGLB and WTF perform as you have quoted? I am kinda regretting ordering my 1 WTF Now! Wished I would have ordered 2-Cheers
TGLG goes right through the eye socket. WTF's getting stuck in bone. While you]re trying to work the WTF free from a scapula it got stuck in, the TGLB will have already dispatched half a dozen walkers.

Besides, the comparators were MOAB, AK and Gladius, not TGLB. Even the MOAB gives you a couple extra inches over the WTF, and an AK gives you a whole extra foot, probably for less weight.
 
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I love the WTFs Design, cant wait to get mine,
But considering how much walking is involved during apocalypse lol and lack of food and water, im not sure how willing most people would be to Dragging WTF around lol id guess Boss Jack would be more practical
 
Imho... in regards to other larger blades like Huck, Moab, B13.... you very rarely chop out on the last 2-3 inches of a long blade. a 14 inch blade isn't a better chopper because of the extra 3 inches of sharp edge..its because of the added weight of 3" of steel. your chops will still impact like 6-8 inches from the handle (typically) So you have simular weight an momentum as moab in a shorter blade.. wtf just puts the weight more behind the sweet spot.. plus it will be one of the best Busse's to cut on flat surfaces. An it's ability to attract the ladies will be similar to that of moab.. :D


hmmm ... maybe. I guess we will have to wait for the chop-off.
 
Have you not heard of the zombie apocalypse? WTF ya gonna do with a WTF in the zombie apocalypse? It's heavy, but with no reach.
Intimidate them to death.

Alternately, they'll see the WTF and be so perplexed by WTF the WTF could possibly be used for that they give up their ravenous hunt for brains to delve into philosophical musings on the psychology behind using our hard earned dollars to buy such a nonsensical blade in a koolaid induced fervor as the WTF.
 
WoW, very interesting,
The same could be asked for many Busse offerings... even moreso for things like the AK, MOAB, Gladius, etc.

If you're gonna buy in, might as well go all in.

I'm gonna use my WTFBG for splitting wood, chopping trees, and having fun.
 
LOL Good one JTT! :thumbup:
For the weight INFI to INFI, I'll take my long Butaniku over the WTF or MOAB. With it's impressive reach the long Butaniku processed over 800 lbs :eek: of hanging yak carcass just fine yesterday, even the large bones at least twice the size of your typical zombie's & all with minimal edge damage. ;) The long Butaniku even left the gladius longing for a cialis. Video should be up in the near future as there is nothing quite like real world use to put things into perspective. :thumbup:
 
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Cannot wait to see all of Busse's choppers tested-You guys that have them all are very fortunate indeed- should be very informative and interesting-Guess it probably won't happen until the BB-13-WTF-Huck and Huck FIN, and Hognose Sword, and whatever else is offered during O2W (if I forgot any please feel free to correct me) are finally shipped out and received, This could be a long wait-Any of these will be great at the task they are designed for-Very much look forward to receiving and adding them to my humble collection-If the BB-13 turns out to be the reigning King-Great, Hognose Sword-congrats to all who scored the ultimate Chopper!! Cheers, let's Drink and all be happy. In the meantime since this thread is about the WTF-FREEDOM-OH YEA!!!-BOOOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gckGhM7GmWM
 
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WTF!!! I just got dinged for the Holey Spatula!!! :D
 
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