OK, my imagination just took off when I read this title, and I got so impatient that I couldn't take time to read the last half of the thread...
Dirt cheap, huh? Ok here it is:
-Loads of strike anywhere matches, inside a couple of discarded prescription pill bottles.
-Small signal mirror (steal, I mean, "liberate" one of your mom's or sisters used up compacts).
-Get a "billy" can to boil tea. This is any pint or quart sized empty tin-can used to boil tea water over a fire with. (Thank you, Australia)
-Cut a piece off a roll of black plastic "landscape sheeting" for a poncho. This stuff is about 4 feet wide and is so thick (and cheap) it is indestructible. I love it.
-Small carborundum stone.
-Small used vitamin bottle of salt. Fish and small game taste awful without salt.
-Several tea-bags in a baggie, plus sugar.
-20 feet of tough string or twine.
-Fishhooks sized to the local fish, plus some split shots and 30 feet of strong line.
-Whistle.
-A wedge shaped can of Bully Beef. For sure, you won't eat this till you are definately starving.
This might all fit into the quart billy can. Don't forget the jacket, and knife.
CHEERS