I get this pic in my head of you and some chaps sitting around the grounds at Canterbury:
Buddy: So, What's for tea?
Brendan: Scones, and this Nepalese butter knife.
Buddy: Bloody 'ell! Wot's that?
Brendan: A Khukuri! Spiffy, Eh!
Buddy: You're a loony!!?! Wavin that think around like yer soddin' Arthur? You get us nipped fer sure!
Heehee.
Cheers, Brendan! Drink a real pint for me.
Keith
En Ferro Veritas