Chris,
After going thru a few different types I have ended up with a Kodak DX3600. Besides the incredible easy setup, great pix and simplicity it also has a "dock" which makes for 1 step downloading of pix and keeps the camera recharged.
As wisely mentioned above, checkout the web for reviews and deals.
Maybe your first picture will be of the stinky kukri you just won (it was shipped priority yesterday).
YVSA, as to getting 'flat light' just find a well lit area and put the kukri or whatever in a shadowed area without direct light. Voila! No harsh shadow in the pix.