Do you suffer from KNA (knife naming addiction)?

Jerry Busse

Jerry Busse

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It has been brought to our attention (mostly by your spouses) that some of you are truly addicted to naming knives. Not sure you're addicted? Ask yourself these simple questions and decide for yourself.

Do you have trouble sleeping? Do you find yourself dreaming in two word increments? When someone asks you to pass the sugar do you think "Sugar Pass"! "That's it! No! 'Sugar Creek', no 'Sugar Ridge', no 'Black Sugar', no 'Stealth Sugar', no 'Sweet Stealth', no 'Sweet Revenge', no 'Dark Revenge', no 'Deep Dark Revenge', no 'Deep Dark Sweet Stealthy Revenge at Sugar Pass' That's it! I have it! I'll post them all! Where's my lap top?"

Do you try to convince yourself that every post will be your last? Has your spouse threatened to leave you? Do you find yourself reading the word "threatened" in the previous sentence and thinking, "Wait, 'threatened'? Excellent word choice, I can use that! 'Threatened Sugar', I win!" Oh yeah, you've got some issues my friend. So before you seek out a twelve step program to overcome your knife naming addiction, post 'em here. You might actually win the Basic #5. Good Luck.

JERRY BUSSE
 
I did'nt "rest-well" all "last-night", thinking about "knife-names".

No, really, I'm "just-fine". Don't worry about "little-me".

Hey...this affects my "live-speech".

I guess this could be diagnosed as OND...obsessive naming disorder.



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I don't suffer from that affliction, I just take my girlfriend's lead from when she saw my Busse #7-"Holy sh**! Big, black, and sharp-I'm not going camping with you!" Was it something I said?
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"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heav'n"
John Milton
There are only two types of people; those who understand this, and those who think they do.
 
Mr. Busse - as good a knife maker as you are, maybe you chose the wrong line of business??


If I were you – I’d talk to Jerry Seinfeld (sp?) – see what he has to offer
 
Ouch! I suspect Mr. Busse is very good at exploiting people's weaknesses - the sort of guy who offers to cater the Overeater's Anonymous meeting :-)

Anyway, here's my other "short list." Apologies to anyone who has these. Warning: more may follow:

A Team
Abridged Version
Adventure Capitalist
Alert Sentry
Amphibious Assault
Antagonistic Intent
Arch Enemy
Arch Nemesis
Arch Rival
Assassin's Bane
Athletic Supporter
Attitude Adjuster
Avenging Angel
Avenging Hulk
Bachelor Assassin
Backwater Town
Bad Blood
Bad Omen
Bad Religion
Bellicose Warrior
Bewitching Spirit
Big Business
Blast Furnace
Blind Date
Blind Justice
Blood Relation
Blood Tie
Brave Heart
Brutal Adversary
Brute Force
Brute Instinct
Bull Pup
Bull Shark
Bull Terrier
Bush Master
Business District
Business End
Cannon Fodder
Capricious Gnome
Carpe Diem
Cast Away
Cat Call
Celestial Navigator
Cell Mate
Chain of Command
Check Mate
Clever Adversary
Clever Move
Clever Ruse
Close Quarter
Co Conspirator
Cold Heart
Command & Control
Common Law
Common Sense
Companion Piece
Confidential Friend
Constant Ally
Constant Companion
Constant Companion
Continental Divide
Continental Drift
Copper Head
Corporate Entity
Couner Maneuver
Counter Attack
Counter Balance
Counter Revolution
Coup d'Etat
Covert Guardian
Covert Resistance
Covert Supporter
Cross Fire
Crown Jewel
Crude Remark
Cynical Youth
Dead Fall
Dead Heat
Death Adder
Death Dispatcher
Debris Field
Divine Wind
Double Cross
Doughboy's Ghost
Due Process
Easy Acquittal
Edged Amphibian
Enlightened Missionary
Even Keel
Extreme Predudice
Face Off
Faithful Servant
False Accusation
Fearful Master
Fearful Servant
Fellow Defendant
Fever Pitch
Fire & Brimstone
Fire Brand
First Wave
Flight Risk
Force Recon
Foxhole Chum
Fracas
Free for All
Furious Pixie
Gold Rush
Grand Jury
Grim Reaper
Grudge Bearer
Guerilla Tactic
Habit Breaker
Habitual Offender
Harbinger of Death
Hard Cash
Hard Currency
Hardship Case
Harmonious
Hay Maker
Haz Mat
Hazardous Material
Head Hunter
Heart Breaker
Heart Warmer
Heedless Warning
Hell Cat
Hidden Henchman
Hideous Troll
High Voltage
Hob Goblin
Hostile Intent
Hot Head
Humble Servant
Hunch Back
Hung Jury
Hung Jury
Inner Calm
Inner Peace
Intense Heat
Intense Pride
Iron Butterfly
Iron Confidant
Iron Cross
Judge Advocate
Judgement Day
Kin Folk
Kindred Spirit
Known Associate
Lava Flow
Law Abider
Law Suit
Legal Action
Legal Advisor
Legal Council
LEO's Pal
Liberty Bell
Loan Shark
Lone Justice
Malevolent Force
Malevolent Force
Malevolent Spirit
Man o' War
Manic Monday
Mighnight Ambush
Mighty Isis
Muck Raker
Night Stalker
Night Watchman
Nihilistic Intent
No Excuses
No Quarter
Old Acquaintance
Old Crony
Operation Overlord
Pace Maker
Pale Rider
Pall Bearer
Pandemonium Breaker
Pandora's Box
Partisan Politics
Pass Code
Pass Key
Pass Word
Peace Maker
Pit Viper
Point Man
Polter Geist
Portent of Evil
Precocious Imp
Quick Decision
Quick Draw
Raging Aggressor
Raging Rhino
Rapa Nui
Rare Gem
Ravishing Beauty
Rebel Force
Red Neck
Riot Queller
Rising Sun
Roaring 20
Roaring Aggressor
Rotten Spoiler
Ruckus Raiser
Sand Man
Sand Storm
Scar Face
Scorched Earth
Screaming Banshee
Second Chance
Second Thought
Self Composure
Shadow Warrior
Shaman's Pouch
Silent Defender
Silent Partner
Silent Sentinel
Silent Service
Simple Pleasure
Siren Song
Slip Knot
Slug Fest
Soccer Melee
Southern Cross
Spectral Force
Spirit Guide
Spiteful Fury
Split Decision
Stale Mate
Stalking Spectre
Stark Contrast
Stark Contrast
State of Agitation
Steel Backer
Steel Confidant
Steel Darling
Steel Demon
Steel Ghoul
Steel Justice
Steel Sprite
Steel Vanguard
Storm Rider
Strike Price
Sun Tsu
Supreme Commander
Tenacious Pixie
Towering Inferno
Tribal Fury
Trip Wire
Uncommon Valor
Under Cover
Under Study
Under Taker
Valiant Effort
Valiant Hero
Venture Capitalist
Vexious Litigator
Vicious Cycle
Vindicated Combatant
Volatile Compound
War Bird
War Paint
War Path
Waste Maker
Whip Lash
Whip Scorpion
White Feather
White Lightning
White Noise
White Trash
Widow Maker
Wing Man
Winged Fury
Winged Harpy
Youthful Defender
Youthful Offender

Mike
 
Mike...thanks for your contributions. You need to post this in the correct thread if you want your names to be considered in the contest. Please cut and paste it ASAP.


Thanks,

Andy

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Andy Prisco, Manager
Sharper Instinct, LLC
Phone: 1-201-493-2469
Orders-Toll Free: 1-877-557-5200
Fax: 1-201-493-2039
Visa & Mastercard Accepted

Authorized Dealers:
Busse Combat Knives and Big East Traditional Bows

Professional Shooting Svcs: Corporate Training and Stress Mgmt.

Busse Combat Variant Temp. HQ http://home.earthlink.net/~gregrnamin/sharper.htm
 
I know I'm 21 years too late, but I'd really like to see a "Force Ten." The movie (Force 10 from Navarone) sucked, but I think a Force One with a 10-inch blade would be pretty cool.
 
I do have clothes older than this thread.

But still, 21+ years is a reanimation of the highest order
 
I was busy thinking of clever MSN messenger names back in 2000, not knife names lol.
 
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