Does Spark Really Exist ?!!

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Now don't go and take this the wrong way Spark, it's just a joke.

Remember back when they said that there was no Latoya, and Janet Jackson, they were all Michael !!

Who are you really ? Do you wear a mask ? How did you get that nickname ? Do you really generate a good electrical charge or what ?

ha, ha, ha.

Peace Brother ?!

John

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He does exist. I've seen him twice.
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Blades

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I don't know...he seems awfully implausible. Have you seen his writing? Doesn't sound like no computer geek to me. I think he is a fictional character with some English major as a ghost writer.
 
I'm actually an advanced AI routine resident on an orphaned AOL server...
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The nickname is a long story involving a UH-1H, Sapper Leader Course, and a sling load gone bad....

Spark

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Spark is a real guy. About 4'2" tall, 101 lbs soaking wet, and kinda dainty. He had a pocket pouch full of pens and pencils in it the last time I saw him.
 
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Not only that Kit but he has a flat head.

How do you think he got his job?
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Kit, perhaps you can clear this up then. Is it true he also uses coasters, doilies, and drinks tea from small cups with his little finger sticking out?

What about his teddy bear named "Scrumptious"?

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Last year at the Blade Sow Mike bought the drinks, and of course I tried to break hi, it was Spark that drove me to my hotel, thought we got lost once! Kit, I thought he was more like 115 lbs, course I was annebriated!
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With a name like "Spark" of course he's not a real person. What kind of a mother would name their child "Spark"? No, Mike built him out of spare parts from old Halos he's worn out.

When the forums go down, it's not some deep technical problem involving some ATM POP AAL5 Packet-over-Sonet Static IP router DS3 thingamgiggy broken as they tell us, it's because Mike had to go down and pull on Spark's charging handle and wind him up again.

I know this is true because no matter what odd hour of the night (or morning) I send a desperate message to Spark, he answers almost immediately.

He's as fast and reliable has a Halo. He cuts right through even the most complicated ATM POP AAL5 Packet-over-Sonet Static IP router DS3 thingamgiggy broken problems, just like a Halo cuts through any problems. I'll bet he even makes a cool sound when you press his button.

I'll bet that Mike even keeps him in a Kydex sheath.

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Gollnick, I guessing that you are right and Spark does make interesting noises when you press his buttons. In fact, I seen it (next best thing to actually hearing). But the comment about Kydex was really over the top, even perverse, don't ya think?

I mean, really, we are talking about a Real Virtual person, right? Just like Neo. The Matrix is real and so is Spark. Ya just Gotta believe Some things or maybe the world is just too ridiculous even to contemplate.

Paracelsus, the Only one I have difficulty believing is real is 'the Turber'. Of course, if I say His name too loudly, I am pretty sure that you will soon Realize his Supernatural Power as an Actual Entity
 
I know he is real, he stayed over at my house a couple of times. Never saw the tutu though (most likely a blessing)
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No ordinary person could keep a site this large and this active with this many members running as well as this one does. Therefore, Spark can't be an ordinary person.

Chuck
 
Spark and Michael Jackson are one and the same person. Think about it: have you ever seen both of them the same party?

And as for Mike Turber, he is NOT Santa Claus. Truth be damned.

David Rock

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Spark a real person? I don't know, real people sleep and do selfish things from time to time. So M. Turber's not Saint Nick? hmmm I thought I saw an elf outfit around here somewhere though...
 
Hmmm, that idea that Mike made him out of old knives layin' around has me thinking. Maybe that's it, he's like Edward Sebenzahands or something........
 
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