Dog Walking knife

I have a dog walking knife as well. Mine is CKF Morrf 5. Very light but very sturdy and of a useful length. When the weather changes and shorts are put away, that'll change and there will be lots of other options.
 
Bright orange Spyderco autonomy on days in the field (commercial plumbing) . I’m a fat man in Ga and break a sweat making a sandwich. Corrosion resistant is a must. Concrete bags, cardboard, black insulation, prying(collective knifenerd gasp) dropping from the dang ladder tryin to contort myself through the ceiling grid, less responsible people than myself and sneaky theiving bastards;my mole like vision coupled with foggy safety glasses and the organizational skills of a drunken toddler crossed with a tornado, stripping wire fer stuff I’m not supposed to have to fuss with and rarely having two hands available make the following features kickass.

Orange-ness. For my inner mole and findability factor in the trail o’crap from my eleventy tool boxes/bags/buckets/carts etc.

H1 steel- dunno how, but my toxic sweat will have a blade spotting like its that time of the month. A lil soft but a swipe or twelve on the sharpmaker in my glovebox get it right back quick.

Serrations- this isn’t surgery. Chewing through fibrous stuff, too lazy to go get the jab saw, kinda a must with the h1 imo anyways. Still chew even if they don’t wanna slice

Wharnecliff- dummies not likely to snap tip if I let em borrow, scores well, yup- prying

Auto-seriously... if I could mutate and grow even a nubby little third hand I’d do it like that. Already bred, pretty sure the missus would remain...she overlooked hair leaving head and inhabiting back, my ass migrating upwards somehow creating an ass above the belt line whil no longer supporting it from below as my ample bosom has blossomed... I’ve got no f*$ks left to give.

As I haven’t yet flippers, thumbstuds and spydie holes are good but pushing a button to open and being able to close on thigh rather than contorting or puttin fingers in harms way closing just gives me one less chance of maiming myself.

Also-I’m forty but I still think autos are way more badasser than other stuff. Badass is a very important feature...probably the most important feature not just in a knife, but possibly in our solar system. As a matter of fact I own what is arguably one of the most “special”of specialized knives . It is the WASP injection knife made specifically for hunting watermelons/virginity retention.

I saw it in an antique store and traded for a Bigass teak stump I had intended to lacquer n put a glass top on.
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