Dogs barking at 2, 3, & 4 AM

Rusty

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Been going on for weeks.

Picked up whistle today.

Actually, couldn't find one last night, so went on back porch and played one minute of martial bagpipe and drum music. LOUDLY.
I think someone of the 3 or 4 problem owners got the message.

Short of shotguns, any suggestions? I do have OC spray. And I agree, the owners deserve to get shot, not the dogs.

:mad: :mad: :mad: ( if you couldn't guess )
 
Anyone know where I can rent a BIG cat, or maybe a brown or polar bear just for a week to solve the problem?

Wonder if bear or lion urine sprayed on their side of the fence would help?
 
Maybe you could rent Brendan's strays. Not big, but sounds like he has LOTS.
 
This may not be nice but.....I have the Cold Steel sjambok that would do wonders on yelping muts.:)
 
Bagpipe recordings?

Small stuff.

Get a canister powered air-horn, like those sold for small boats. Worked great when we had to make a point to some intoxicated Shriners playing real bagpipes at 3 AM.

If you're still feeling humorous, recordings of exotic animals like trumpeting elephants may be effective might be tried before bringing out the big noise.
 
Originally posted by Rusty
Anyone know where I can rent a BIG cat, or maybe a brown or polar bear just for a week to solve the problem?

Wonder if bear or lion urine sprayed on their side of the fence would help?
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Keep on keeping on doing what you're doing. Especially on Saturday or Sunday mornings when people like to sleep in.:D
That worked for me after a young neighbor kept partying on Friday nights when I had to work on Saturday.:D :cool: :D :D
I shot his damned barking Doberman with .22 shot shells as well. It got to where all I had to do was slam the bedroom door and he would crawl into his hole and shut up.
Sometimes you just have to be willing to pay the price ifen you get caught.:rolleyes: :D
 
Originally posted by Skeletor
Find some hungry asians.
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Skeletor, that isn't nice.:( We ndns sometimes ate dog long ago, some still do ceremonially and if I make fun of it then it would be alright, but I might take offense if someone else said anything about dogeaters.
 
Originally posted by Skeletor
Find some hungry asians.
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I agree with Yvsa. I don't think that comment was very respectful.:( I know you probably didn't mean any harm, Skeletor, but it may hurt some folks feelings.
 
I don't think it was intended as a insult. After all, we are in the cantina aren't we?
 
Originally posted by sams
I don't think it was intended as a insult. After all, we are in the cantina aren't we?
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I don't think it was either, but the remark is still uncalled for. The Cantina is about respect no matter how much we jowl each other.:rolleyes: :p
 
Right, he shouldn't have said Asians, and especially not Koreans, after all dogs can be a delicacy in many lands. Just don't try to eat Pit Bulls, they are too darn muscular, yuk. A nice fluffy saint bernard over the barby might be good. Or maybe ala hawaiian style covered in burlap and foil and burried with burning charcoal all around. yummm. Add some lime and parsley with garlic and you got some delish food. Can you say Lewis and Clark?

Mongo like very much, yumm
 
Originally posted by Cobalt
Or maybe ala hawaiian style covered in burlap and foil and burried with burning charcoal all around. yummm. Add some lime and parsley with garlic and you got some delish food. Can you say Lewis and Clark?

Mongo like very much, yumm
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I often wondered what my ex-wife's mother's poodle would've tasted like and figured if the little sumbitch tried to, hump My Leg, I would be finding out, Yumm, Poodle and noodles with a Shezuan(spi) hot garlic sauce!!!!:cool: :D
I think the larger more active dogs, like cats, would be too strong tasting, that is unless you like that kind of stuff.:D ;)
 
Ok guys, I'll try to watch the politically incorrect comments in the future. No offense was intended of course.
 
Can we talk about eating intoxicated shriners?

hehe... drunken old guys riding on little motorcycles. They wouldn't be too hard to catch.

I suppose they'd taste like those liquor filled chocolates that you get at Christmas. :D
 
call the cops, over and over and over. Eventually, there will be enough paper to describe them as "public nuisances," and resolve the problem one way or another.

Any other more expedient, and perhaps more immediately satisfying, solution will get YOU in trouble.
 
If all else fails a gallon of anti-freeze goes a long way:eek: Nomex suit ready. FLAME ON!;) :D
 
Yea, I know how it is. At night I have to keep my window open so my water fan doesn't turn my room into a rain forest. And the window faces the neighbor's extremely vocal golden retriever... Makes me want to bust out the frying pan and seasonings... :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
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