Don,t let the door hit your butt on the way out .

an alpine spike tip on the cane does wonders when applied to the kidney area, bit slippery indoors tho, so carry a rubber slip-over tip for such, a machined brass ball drilled out for the fibreglass canes handle end completes the weapo....err 'mobility aid' and can be embellished with decorative facets or flutes to increase it's effect, as does a slight limp in front of witnesses.....
 
All overkill. One good shot across the mouth with a Canemasters, or a smash into the side of the knee ... no need for spikes, and blood all over.
 
Yeah, you can jump from a tree onto their backs, ride them down and strangle them too.....



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Esav Benyamin said:
All overkill. One good shot across the mouth with a Canemasters, or a smash into the side of the knee ... no need for spikes, and blood all over.
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Ye scallywags ,where is the ahrrrtistry , the fine touch that elevates us from the savage beastys that wallow in the bilge . Ye wallops them about the knee all ye wish . Its pointy , stabby things fer me . Whats a little blood between shipmates ? Nice idea though .

Hmmm , an Alpine spike might be the very ticket . I mights be using a marlin spike though . Whilst the waves gets mighty high theres be a shortage of mountains around here .
 
Arrh! ye be right, hows we ter make arrrh blood sausages lessen we poke holes in them's what get in arrrh way, ahrrrr!
fill them scuppers wit blood an they'll not get in arrrh way agin.
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Esav Benyamin said:
I've got a prosthetic foot and a cane to hold me up. Mass doesn't help, but a smack in the head with the cane might.
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Esav, do you find that the majority of people see you as invisible with your cane?
I do with my walking stick or even with my rollator, which is a good sized piece of equipement, as big as a wheelchair actually.:grumpy:
People are always running into me If I don't happen to be paying attention myself and that's with me trying my best too stay out of their way.
When at any store I get as close to the shelves along the aisle as possible and, unless it's a supermarket, I'll park myself at the end of one of the cabinets that sets in the aisle dividing one side from the other and they will still run into me!!!! :mad:

People do the same or worse with folks in wheelchairs too I've noticed and since they never see the person they never speak or even say, "I'm sorry." when they do almost run over them.
If I were in a wheelchair I would be more than half tempted to have several sharp blades welded around the hubs so I could mow down the bastards that never pay attention!!!! :thumbup: :D :cool:
 
L-brackets hose-clamped to the outside of the frame, then military grade razorwire tied to the hole in the protruding end work wonders, tho you may have trouble collecting the blood
 
just attach an airhorn :)

a loud one

*BRAP!!!* hi, you were about to hit me. have a nice day.

if they swear at you, BRAP! them again.

or you could also carry a squirt gun, but that's probably actionable ;)

bladite
 
Bladite, you ever been in New York City? They won't HEAR an airhorn. Sounds just like the sounds of the city ... lulls them to sleep. :D

Now, a squirt gun, THAT'S an idea, like in the old days, when we filled them with lemon juice, and aimed for the eyes !!!
 
True, my friends. A cane gets more respect than a wheelchair. Hell, I've even had clerks run me down. I don't need a chair much any more, but I give preverence to stores that have them.
 
Yvsa said:
If I were in a wheelchair I would be more than half tempted to have several sharp blades welded around the hubs so I could mow down the bastards that never pay attention!!!! :thumbup: :D :cool:
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A wheelchair with wheel scythes! Excellent! I saw Gladiator!

All you need then is a Pickelhaube...
 
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