Done withsharp knives???

Personally I am done with breathing. I find it too risky to breath in and out, especially when people pass gas around me. I find that I can get my oxygen through other sources, like direct chemical osmosis or by planting a palm on my head and sucking in the O2 through the roots.
Maybe I'm a butt, but I'd like everybody who builds doors to build them taller to accommodate my palm tree proclivities.

And forget butter or margarine, that's just too much work. I get my bread and stand under a cow and wait for some cream to come out. Then I walk by a really superstitious person who's always throwing salt over their shoulder, and they salt the cream for me. Delicious.


This thread is obviously a goof. Nobody should take it seriously or get offended. Life is way too short to get upset about a goof, and way to short to spend it arguing with people who can't spell.
 
bobofish said:
Personally I am done with breathing. I find it too risky to breath in and out, especially when people pass gas around me. I find that I can get my oxygen through other sources, like direct chemical osmosis or by planting a palm on my head and sucking in the O2 through the roots.
Maybe I'm a butt, but I'd like everybody who builds doors to build them taller to accommodate my palm tree proclivities.

And forget butter or margarine, that's just too much work. I get my bread and stand under a cow and wait for some cream to come out. Then I walk by a really superstitious person who's always throwing salt over their shoulder, and they salt the cream for me. Delicious.


This thread is obviously a goof. Nobody should take it seriously or get offended. Life is way too short to get upset about a goof, and way to short to spend it arguing with people who can't spell.
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you sure have nack for edited posts bobofish :D keep it up.
 
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If someone prefers dull knives over sharp ones because they are afraid of getting cut by a sharp knife, I think there are two choices.
1. learn how to use a knife and keep your fingers or anything else you do not want cut out of the way.

2. Quit using sharp knives.

Since option one is not on the table for you, option two is a very good choice.
 
MONKEYAZZ said:
Hi all,

I've finally decided that I'm no longer buying sharp knives.

I've spent the last year buying just about every production brand of sharp knife and I have to say that I've yet to find one that worked perfectly and was really worth the risk.

This is probably more a reflection on me than anything else, but I am at the point where I'd rather know for sure that the knife will not cut me if I flip it over, and deal with that limitation, than to put false trust in a sharp knife.

I hope this isn't construed as trolling or being a butt, and I'm not upset with any particular company, it's just that I've finally realized that it's a lost cause.

Bottom line: I really don't need a knife that will really cut if I really want that, I'll use my scissors.

thanks for letting me vent and take care,
Monkeyazz
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That's one of the dumbest things I've read in years.:D
I hope you were joking.
 
This is a shame. Let's not respond to this thread anymore. It has gotten beyond Insane.
 
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must try not to post...mental effort....ughhhhhh...

Oh. Butter. I can believe it's not butter, quite easily. And I am not Chuck Norris.

The I am done with locking knives thread is back open, or at least I think it is. I just posted in it.
 
i was going to start a thread like this saying i was done buying knives and was deciding to switch to sharp rocks, but i thought better of it.
 
I think that I will just join a music appreciation forum and tell them that good music sucks.
 
Lazorboy 2000, that photo was absolutely priceless. I laughed so hard I fell off of my chair. Thanks so much. I needed a good laugh.
 
Bastid said:
I think that I will just join a music appreciation forum and tell them that good music sucks.
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I'm going to join a computer forum and tell them that computers are for idiots. I'm switching over to the Abacus, and writing out letters by hand. Sure, it may take longer to receive and reply to forum posts, but I figure that since some pages might load slow anyway, why even use a computer to access the internet?
 
...it makes funny patterns in my PBandJ!!!! Think I'll use a screwdriver from now on.
 
just so everyone knows, monkeyass is not being serious in his original post. He's merely poking fun at my post that started in traditionals and ended in general.

As much of an ass as he is, he's not that dumb.

Just felt the need to make sure that was clear.

if it was already clear, then ignore this post.

brett
 
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