Don't Do This

Willieboy said:
Don't twirl your new Keramit on your finger while standing near your waterbed!
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Does this mean you are speaking from experience Willie? :rolleyes: :p ;) :D

That's not nearly as bad as dropping off too sleep with a very large sharp un-handled khukuri on your lap and having it slip off and nail you on the toes.:o
I was very fortunate that the as forged Hanuman blade only cut my toe resulting in a few stitches instead of lopping it off completely.
Just goes to show that we have all done dumb things with our knives.:grumpy:
At least a hole in a water bed is a relative easy fix, it's explaining the holes in the bed covers that's gonna be tough.:eek: ;) :D
 
How many gallons of water does a waterbed hold? That sounds like a disaster to me. Especially if you live in a aparment with litigious neighbors below. I knew a guy who was a junkie who nodded off while filling up a large fishtank. He woke up to the police banging on his door because the tank had overflowed for a good long while, and flooded the neighbors below. Not only was he evicted for the flooding, but arrested and jailed for having a bong on the table when he opened the door. The bong gave the cops probable cause and they searched the place, finding all the drugs he had stashed throughout. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

The moral of the story- don't do drugs, kids! And don't play with knives around waterbeds either.
 
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