DORK OPS at SHOT Show 2005(?)

Esav Benyamin said:
Of course the knives will be there! But so stealthy is the technique of Paul "The Shadow" Basal, you will never see the blade go in ... :eek:
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Because it will be invisible? Do they make wooden knives?
 
DaveH said:
Look for the sister company "Fart Ops: the secret to silent but deadly deanimation!"
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I just hope that all the blood splatter is controlled at that booth.
:D
 
These are designs you won't see knocked off in China or somewhere, because they're already knocked off.
 
Man you guys are funny bastages... I just hope they show us some of those "Deanimation activities" at Blade Show. :rolleyes:


Take Care
Trace.
 
Just saw the full page ad again. I expected to see written how the knives do the fighting for you while you sit back and watch.
 
Yeah, I saw the ad in Blade again this month. But, notice, please, that it is on page ten now, knocked out of the premium spot on page two by some cheap replica sword place. You gotta pay extra for the premium spot.
 
For covert deanimation activities, Dork Ops knives are the #1 choise for elite special operations ninja assassins!

For some reason I have a feeling that we will be seeing the dark ops ads being presented as evidence for stricter, european style knife laws in a future senate hearing. :rolleyes:
 
Could not believe that 'deanimation' line in the ad first time I read it. I had to read it several times before I could convince myself it was NOT a parody. :eek:
 
Here's a new ad.

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