DPx vs. ESEE

you could also set up a trip to mexico city and "pretend" to be kidnapped...oh wait no that would be for real...hmmm what else? LOL! Okay maybe not that funny, but it was in my head.
 
Even better, make all the students go to Juarez with badges pinned to their chest and see if they can dodge the cartel bullets!
 
The class could consist of a customer paying to be dropped off at a remote checkpoint in Pakistan with only a DPX mug filled with a book of matches, 2 cigarettes, and a ball of snare wire. If you get back home, you've passed the class!
 
I'm not talking about a SERE course for yuppies, obviously there's a line to be drawn as what's considered safe and what isn't-but between the two of you I figured you know that kind of stuff better than anyone, so who better to teach it? I don't know of anyone else doing an international travel school, but how many jobs are based on it? How many businessmen wind up getting culture shock, jet lag etc so bad that 95% of their trips are spent in hotel rooms? I think it'd be a pretty sweet class to do, or at least a book... the ins and outs of international travel...
 
I just saw your post on FB what are you and Dave from Dual Survivor planning. whatever it is i'm sure it will be awesome!
 
Nothing major. Just some stuff we talked about at Blade
 
oh ok, just to quote Ralph Wiggam "secrets make the baby jesus cry" JK, LOL
 
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"We were going to start an online prostitution business"

Then Jeff found out he was allergic to latex.
 
R.A.T. said:
We were going to start an nline prostitution business but have to be in Nevada and the women we have lined up just wouldn't bring in enough money.
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i'm available to serve as your representative here in the silver state, i can begin conducting the search for qualified talent right away. :cool:
 
RYP said:
"We were going to start an online prostitution business"

Then Jeff found out he was allergic to latex.
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HE only found out now?! Don't tell me he never tried a gimp suit on before, that would kill the legend
 
shotgunner11 said:
A little birdie (with a big puffy moustache and a lust for dangerous places) showed me a ton of concept drawings for the DPX stuff last weekend.

A bunch of really cool designs and ideas.... But these chubby lips are sealed. (He said he'd kill me if I talked, and I believe him)
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That same moustache wouldn't show me the drawings. I guess he thought I might talk.
 
R.A.T. said:
DPx is a separate brand (even though Rowen builds the HEST) and will be introducing a line of gear targeted more towards the hard core adventurer and tactical markets, some of this will be soft gear as well as knives
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just when I thought I was safe (money saved for HEST, just waiting for them to restock at my prefered retailer) you guys announce you are bringing out more stuff. and just before money is liable to get tighter.....
I would hate you guys, but you produce too much neat stuff :p
 
R.A.T. said:
We were going to start an nline prostitution business but have to be in Nevada and the women we have lined up just wouldn't bring in enough money.
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I think adam could be a good earner in a pinch. He looks quite fetching in heels....

And if you teach that class....can you bring back the boots and jackets of all the yuppies and auction them off?
 
Dizwolf said:
I think adam could be a good earner in a pinch. He looks quite fetching in heels....

And if you teach that class....can you bring back the boots and jackets of all the yuppies and auction them off?
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I think I have seen this all before, back in the 80s. The movie, Eating Raoul comes to mind.

After a drunk swinger wanders into their apartment and tries to rape Mrs. Bland, Mr. Bland kills him by hitting him with a heavy frying pan. They take his money and put him in the trash compactor. Later, they kill another swinger in a similar fashion, and realize that they could make money by killing "rich perverts", and proceed to do so, getting advice on infiltrating the swinging lifestyle from one of the building's orgy regulars, Doris the Dominatrix.
 
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