Dumbest knife ever

A quicker-picker-upper-sticker for the elderly
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You grab the guy with the grabby stick and hang onto him. Then you stick him with the stiletto. RIP criminal.
Or you can use the grabby stick to apply pressure to your wound after you accidentally stab yourself trying to use this deathtrap of an invention.
 
Must... have... though probably difficult to use in Canada. Maybe I should go for the chainsaw attachment instead.
 
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