I've carried SF lights for about ten years now. While working one day at work I could not figure out what that burning smell was . Kept following me around in the work van and into the jobsite. I was my 6R that was on and burning the nylon case it was riding in.
A long time ago, I was getting ready to go out at my friends house. She was already dressed in a pair of fitted jeans. I'm ready to go and she is now dancing around the living room wildly trying to take off her jeans. She just overfilled her zippo that was in her front pocket. I am on the floor
. No sympathy from me. She takes a shower and we finally leave the house to go out. She is driving and as we pull out of the driveway I ask her casually if she has a light She doesnt even look over to me when she hands over the zippo and tells me to F off. 
from time to time I bring up the subject and the reply is the same
I have lit the wrong end of a cigarette more than once while very drunk.
I saw someone trying to fish out something from their pocket and had a weird look and pulled out a very bloody hand Had to make the run to the hospital. Smooth move magoo.
A long time ago, I was getting ready to go out at my friends house. She was already dressed in a pair of fitted jeans. I'm ready to go and she is now dancing around the living room wildly trying to take off her jeans. She just overfilled her zippo that was in her front pocket. I am on the floor
. No sympathy from me. She takes a shower and we finally leave the house to go out. She is driving and as we pull out of the driveway I ask her casually if she has a light She doesnt even look over to me when she hands over the zippo and tells me to F off. from time to time I bring up the subject and the reply is the same
I have lit the wrong end of a cigarette more than once while very drunk.
I saw someone trying to fish out something from their pocket and had a weird look and pulled out a very bloody hand
Had to make the run to the hospital. Smooth move magoo.
