This post would be hilarious if it weren't so sad. At a hospital there is hazardous medical waste, needles of all gauges and lengths, scalpels, lasers, radiology equipment (nuclear/radiation), dangerous drugs (narcotics) and dangerous volume of drugs (aspirin can be harmful in a large enough dose), and lets not leave out bacteria and viruses like staph and merca. Yet someone is worried about whose got what type of knife or whatever else is in their pockets. We are without question doomed as a society. Good luck in your quest for a busybody pc pushing, pencil necked, bureaucratic, conflict resolution course instructor, legal eagle geek, approved, non-threatening, non-offensive, non-unsettling, non-disruptive, non-intimidating, pocket knife, err I mean dangerous weapon.