So a Persimmon broke into my house today and came at menacingly yelling me to hand over all of the fresh fruit I had or I was gonna get it, it was truly frightening and I didn't know if I or my lady would see tomorrow. Thankfully I had the 0630 on me and so I waved that bad boy out...that persimmon never saw it coming. And just so that the domestic fruits in the home don't get any ideas, I ate that persimmon right in front of them.
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