Got an early mail call, so I have an odd duck to share (which I'll be carrying for the rest of the day): the Daggerr Knives Vendetta, perfect for cutting your sandwich in the company cafeteria. I love monster knives, and this one delights me.
Let's have a look at the mall ninja checklist:
✓ Impractical, menacing blade
✓ At least one skull
✓ Glass breaker
✓ Opening it in public is probably a misdemeanor
✓ Model name will sound bad when the prosecutor reads it into evidence
✕ Blood-spatter anodizing
Aww, man! So close to a perfect 6/6 score!
Offhand I can only think of two other production 5" flippers, the Cold Steel Luzon and the discontinued Camillus Cuda Maxx. The Luzon uses 8Cr13MoV (not my favorite, though I'm sure the knife is a good value for the money), while the Maxx is gorgeous but tends to be quite expensive when you can find one...and neither of them has a screaming skull pocket clip.