OK... so it was a serious question. Here's my take on Emerson's production line, FWIW. He makes knives for users. They aren't meant to be "pretty". He doesn't cater to knife afi's that like the latest materials, whistles, and bells. I've had 4 Emersons, still have and carry my mini-CQC15. They've all been outstanding user blades. Every one of them has been exactly what Emerson advertises them to be and they've done what a knife is supposed to do... cut things (as Rev has pointed out). They remind me of the old Bic stick pens. Nothing fancy, not the newest technology, but they work... first time, every time.
Personally, I like Emerson's philosophy of materials and design. The blade steel is tried and true, Emerson's HT favors toughness a bit over edge-holding, and the handle fits my hand really well. His knives are easy for me to operate and maintain and there's nothing I wouldn't do with one because it's priced reasonably enough (could be better here, but they're still OK) for me to be comfortable replacing one if I have to. I even like his sharpening style. My mini-CQC15 can be used all day and quickly touched up at the warehouse if necessary with some stuff I keep there. I like the mini-15 enough to carry it over my Paras and large Sebenza. Nothing has ever been a serious challenge to my Para 1s and 2s, but the 15 is taking their place right now.
But... what do I know? My fav FB is an Izula. I carry and use that more than my Barkies and customs. There's just nothing I wouldn't do with it and that's more important to me than anything else when it comes to my tools. I don't want anything that I think I have to baby.
Good stuff. Thanks for the serious reply. I like a large folder. Was looking at the 15 but dont like tantos. So 8 or 11 looked cool. Anybody carry one of these daily? Pros and cons?