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tradewater said:
Awwww yeah...Beam and babes. This could turn out. Keep us a breast. I mean abreast.
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Haha, I know I won't be touching any boobs until I get home later and drunkenly grope my GF before passing out but I may see some interesting things, these girls can get a bit rowdy :) Tomorrow I will fill ya'll in while chugging Gatorade and aspirin.
 
RogueBowie said:
GF just called from the grocery store, they are buying alcohol to drink during the gift exchange before the bar.

GF: "A couple of the girls said they'd split some whiskey or bourbon with you (love those gals), you drink whiskey right?"
Me: "Yes."
GF: "How about Jim Beam."
Me: (thinks about my special cabinet stocked with Dickels Sippin Whiskey, Makers Mark, and Walker Black, thinks about sharing those quality bottles with girls that normally drink Smirnoff and Cuervo) "Sure, get the Jim Beam. That sounds good."
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Doc (an old guy): Jim Beam?... dog piss... get some ..... (fill in with your favorite booze) because women have to learn to drink too..... you ain't gonna get laid by the GF's buddies.. might as well drink good booze....

Doc
 
RogueBowie said:
Haha, I know I won't be touching any boobs until I get home later and drunkenly grope my GF before passing out but I may see some interesting things, these girls can get a bit rowdy :) Tomorrow I will fill ya'll in while chugging Gatorade and aspirin.
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Take 2 B12 now, chug the a bottle of water before bed. In the morning chug a gatorade. Won't need the aspirin.
 
DJG097 said:
I might just order a microstream. My E11 is uncomfortable to carry at times.
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Ive only had mine for a day but Its pretty dang awesome, can't testify to durability, but 28 lum's is plenty bright for my uses, the two direction clip (so you can stick it on a hat) is a good idea, and it sits in a pocket well.
 
TheWambo said:
Ive only had mine for a day but Its pretty dang awesome, can't testify to durability, but 28 lum's is plenty bright for my uses, the two direction clip (so you can stick it on a hat) is a good idea, and it sits in a pocket well.
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I bought one too... because of the suggestions on our forum.... great light... great deal... I love the the thing...

Doc
 
tradewater said:
I never drink anything stronger than pop. Fortunately, he actually would drink anything. :D
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*chortle*.... You are a black and tan man..... you do know booze.... certainly your acquiescence to Beam must have been the lustful thoughts of quality mammary glands.. certainly a distraction in any male mind... at my age, I at least expect good bourbon with any breast, if not, the good bourbon will suffice.... there is always another tit....

Doc
 
Man o man, the weather over here yesterday and today is...well no holiday weather. Was thinking about building an ark, lol.
 
My uncle hit a roe on his way home from a family party last year. It made for a great dinner at the new years family party. I got the head and it's been hanging on a tree for about a year. Totally forgot about it...
I saw it swinging in the wind today and cut it down with the Eskabar. The lower jaws had already dropped to the ground, had to look around for some teeth, but I think I've got a rather complete skull (apart for the bones that were crushed upon impacting my uncle's car). I've got it in some bleach now, I'll cook and clean it in a while and then it'll be ready to be set back together. Will be a nice touch on my desk.
 
Thought I'd make a funny... in the tradition of memes, I present to you:

The tales of Moose part 1: Moose meets other large mammals
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