okay, so i have some hints for you all from "higher sources"
1) acronyms? forget that stuff. not important. at all.
2) nothing so far is inspiring enough
3) keep trying
so, on that #2? they're not looking for wise ass names. pull out your medicine stones, talk to your animal, really feel it. they want a name that will go into a catalog listing... no jokes ... don't waste bandwidth or space. or my time! jeez, none of you can afford me

okay, joking aside (no, really, you can't afford me ;>), get DOWN with your bad selves.
no acronyms. that should help.
take the name "Eskabar". bloody inspired that is. SERIOUS biznez. good stuff.
they want some thing as bad ass as that. otherwise, they just whip out some names. no more free prizes. no glory. get it done SOON. yeah? YAH.