Epiphanies.

Life seems to be made of those moments where the lightbulb goes off over your head. You get the sudden insight, usually too late to avoid large sums of money or time spent on something. An insight that blows away the mists and fog that affect judgment. Like the sudden epiphany that you're being conned, and you really don't need that item the salesman is pushing with the one year of no interest.

Like SAK's.

I started out knife life with a Boy Scout knife dad gave me in the occasion I joined a local Boy Scout troop. In my pre-teen years and on, I got used to having a few tools on my pocket knife. In truth, it was handy as all heck. Then I enlisted in the army and they, in essence, gave me a Boy Scout knife. The famed M-L-K-808, also known as the 'demo' knife because they were in most the demo kits. Simple an all stainless steel U.S. made Pioneer like knife. It served me well and did everything needed.

Then, somewhere along the way I became a knife nut. It didn't start that way, but I saw and handled a Randall knife. Then I had to have a Randall. Then I got another Randall. Then suddenly my boy scout knife didn't seem enough, so I got a Buck 110 to go only belt. Out of the army I got off the beam, chasing the grail knife, the next shiny object of my cult worship obsession. Other custom knifes, all kinds of pocket knives like sodbusters, stockmen, barrows. Oh I still had a SAK around. Just too handy to leave home, but it was regulated to the pack, while the more glorious knives filled the bill. Of course I found myself going into my pack to get the SAK very often.

But then I woke up. It was one of those cartoon moments where the lightbulb goes off over the characters head. In this case the character was me. It was like coming out of a temporary insanity or fever, and looking around wondering where the hell am I and how did I get here? Somehow, I had forsaken all the common sense wisdom my dad, scoutmaster, Uncles, had taught me. It made me look back on years of experience and realize that had never used those big heavy choppers, or expensive knives for much that my old Camillus demo knife or pioneer would have done. In fact, I never had one unexpected problem that the SAK didn't handle. Backpackingtrips up and down the Appalachian Trail, canoe camping, kayak camping, whatever, the SAK was the star. In fact, because of some old service injuries, most the time I left the big heavy stuff home because I was doing semi ultralight backpacking. Hard to go with a 40 pound pack when your limping down the trail on a cane. Had to get the pack weight down to 25 pounds if not less. I did backpacking trips with just a SAK, dealt with a broken down motorscooter on a deserted dirt road in the middle nowhere, a trolling motor on a canoe at the far end of a long and winding lake that had the control come apart, dealing with my friends wife breaking an ankle a winter morning hike in the snow and making a litter to carry her out on with an old pioneer. Looking back on it, the Randall's and other high end knives didn't do jack. It was like 1989 or 90 that I sold off all my customs and high end knives. But I kept the Opinels, a few of my old traditional pocket knives, and never looked back and carried mostly a SAK of some kind. A tinker, my old war horse Wenger SI or beat up old red pioneer with the old cross.

Now, as a bonafide old fart, a certified member of the white beard brigade, I've had yet another epiphany. I left Texas on our visit to the daughter's family here in Mission Viejo California with nothing but a classic, the Wenger SI, and a Leatherman squirt. I didn't take any of my 'other' knives like my Opinel's, the Christy, the Schrade, for a reason. I've reached the mind state now, that I don't really need anything but a SAK or small multitool. If I need more knife than a SAK will give me, maybe it time I took a lesson form those jungle guides we had on that trip we took in the Costa Rica rain forest many years ago. They all carried a small machete in a leather sheath and a SAK in a belt pouch with a Bic lighter. The machete handled all the heavy duty use around camp, and the small jobs got done with a SAK. It worked for them very well.

I think when I get home, I will do a final downsize, and just get rid of all non SAK pocket knives.
I’ve been trying to get real with myself AGAIN. Been doing well on the pocket knife front, but went a little kooky with flashlights lately. Boredom. Boredom plus forums equals unnecessary purchases. But, I was able to come to my senses quickly and I’ve been overhauling everything again. Kept one keychain flashlight and a handful of AA lights. Sticking to single cell AA lights running eneloops from here on out. As far as knifes and multi tools go, I even went so far as to sell my Spyderco dragonfly. Sure I used it, it was with me all the time. I also thought if I’m ever in a bad situation at least I have this little knife in me. But the more I think about it, using a knife in that way is prob not a smart decision. So, I’m down to a Classic and a niteize doohickey, which is surprisingly useful. All these items are small enough for keychain carry, to be dropped in pocket, and they even fit in my Chums wallet zippered pocket. Every time I downsize I feel better. Everything makes more sense. image.jpg
 
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Nice, and I have three of those Doohickeys, so I always have one with me. Simple and very useful, and not pocket ripping. Also, do you not like the scales on your knife?
 
Well, the scales on this one were all jacked up so I tossed them. Also the tweezers I keep in my wallet and I can use whatever for a toothpick so losing the scales doesn’t bother me much. I’ve used Alox classics as well and this is just the poor man’s version of those. 😜
 
Not sure if this counts as a real epiphany but I just had a eureka moment. Well, maybe more of a "no duh" moment...

The saw teeth on the bottom edge of the metal file on a SAK can get gummed up with debris or in the worst cases can pick some minor corrosion. It's not common for victorinox parts to rust but it can happen, especially on the older files. In the case of the metal saw teeth, mainly I think it's because bits of the metal that you've sawed with it have become lodged in the file, and those lodged bits are actually what have corroded. Anyway...

When this happens it can look like the saw teeth have become worn out with age and use, especially because those teeth are really hard to clean. But as it turns out, this is not always true! Try using a wire brush on the metal saw teeth. Wow! Huge transformation. Looks like new again.
 
I’ve been trying to get real with myself AGAIN. Been doing well on the pocket knife front, but went a little kooky with flashlights lately. Boredom. Boredom plus forums equals unnecessary purchases. But, I was able to come to my senses quickly and I’ve been overhauling everything again. Kept one keychain flashlight and a handful of AA lights. Sticking to single cell AA lights running eneloops from here on out. As far as knifes and multi tools go, I even went so far as to sell my Spyderco dragonfly. Sure I used it, it was with me all the time. I also thought if I’m ever in a bad situation at least I have this little knife in me. But the more I think about it, using a knife in that way is prob not a smart decision. So, I’m down to a Classic and a niteize doohickey, which is surprisingly useful. All these items are small enough for keychain carry, to be dropped in pocket, and they even fit in my Chums wallet zippered pocket. Every time I downsize I feel better. Everything makes more sense. View attachment 1967661

Looks like you're doing good!!!

I'be been away from all the forums now for a month, just checking out of curiosity to see what folks have ben up to. Its been an amazing trip. After the first week or so, I felt less and less inclined to go back. Only used the computer to do a bit of banking, pay off credit card, and browse youtube looking at old tv shows from the 60's, if I didn't have any good books from the library. Not only didn't I miss it, but I found myself going about my life in and around Georgetown Texas with a classic in its keyring pouch, and the Leatherman squirt in a pocket and happy as a clam in the mud. Have more time to go walk the dog, go shooting, woods walking with the better half, do some backyard grilling, and other stuff.


Man, these forums have a strong psychological draw and hook if your not careful. I'll see you guys around, maybe I'll stop by once in a while to see whats going on. But I think my daily forums browsing and obsession with stuff is over. Its been a fun trip, but for the few years may have left, I'm livin life.

Carl.
 
Looks like you're doing good!!!

I'be been away from all the forums now for a month, just checking out of curiosity to see what folks have ben up to. Its been an amazing trip. After the first week or so, I felt less and less inclined to go back. Only used the computer to do a bit of banking, pay off credit card, and browse youtube looking at old tv shows from the 60's, if I didn't have any good books from the library. Not only didn't I miss it, but I found myself going about my life in and around Georgetown Texas with a classic in its keyring pouch, and the Leatherman squirt in a pocket and happy as a clam in the mud. Have more time to go walk the dog, go shooting, woods walking with the better half, do some backyard grilling, and other stuff.


Man, these forums have a strong psychological draw and hook if your not careful. I'll see you guys around, maybe I'll stop by once in a while to see whats going on. But I think my daily forums browsing and obsession with stuff is over. Its been a fun trip, but for the few years may have left, I'm livin life.

Carl.
Well….if you disappeared from the forums, I’d be sad, but, you’ve left a treasure trove of great stories and food for thought over the years. There’s a couple people, and I literally mean two, that I will log onto a forum to see if they’ve made a post. You’ve been one of those people. The anti-GAS (gear acquisition syndrome), maximum minimalist, and use what you’ve got posts are maybe not the most popular on forums, but I find them valuable. Buying and trying is fun. But we can get lost in it. Anyway I’ll stop rambling now.
 
Looks like you're doing good!!!

I'be been away from all the forums now for a month, just checking out of curiosity to see what folks have ben up to. Its been an amazing trip. After the first week or so, I felt less and less inclined to go back. Only used the computer to do a bit of banking, pay off credit card, and browse youtube looking at old tv shows from the 60's, if I didn't have any good books from the library. Not only didn't I miss it, but I found myself going about my life in and around Georgetown Texas with a classic in its keyring pouch, and the Leatherman squirt in a pocket and happy as a clam in the mud. Have more time to go walk the dog, go shooting, woods walking with the better half, do some backyard grilling, and other stuff.


Man, these forums have a strong psychological draw and hook if your not careful. I'll see you guys around, maybe I'll stop by once in a while to see whats going on. But I think my daily forums browsing and obsession with stuff is over. Its been a fun trip, but for the few years may have left, I'm livin life.

Carl.
I think you have the right idea.👍

In the short amount of time that I've been an active poster on this forum, I've learned some things, picked up a new hobby, and hopefully contributed a little bit back that someone might have found helpful or at least interesting. At this point I feel like there's probably not much more for me to give or get out of this place, and there are other things that I should probably be spending more time on.

I'll follow your lead, random internet stranger! 🤠
 
Looks like you're doing good!!!

I'be been away from all the forums now for a month, just checking out of curiosity to see what folks have ben up to. Its been an amazing trip. After the first week or so, I felt less and less inclined to go back. Only used the computer to do a bit of banking, pay off credit card, and browse youtube looking at old tv shows from the 60's, if I didn't have any good books from the library. Not only didn't I miss it, but I found myself going about my life in and around Georgetown Texas with a classic in its keyring pouch, and the Leatherman squirt in a pocket and happy as a clam in the mud. Have more time to go walk the dog, go shooting, woods walking with the better half, do some backyard grilling, and other stuff.


Man, these forums have a strong psychological draw and hook if your not careful. I'll see you guys around, maybe I'll stop by once in a while to see whats going on. But I think my daily forums browsing and obsession with stuff is over. Its been a fun trip, but for the few years may have left, I'm livin life.

Carl.
I was wondering what you've been up to Carl. Glad to hear that you're out there enjoying life. It's easy to get wrapped up in the online world, and to forget to get that there's much more to see and do.

I actually had a bit of an epiphany a couple weeks ago while on a trip with the wife in California. We flew without any checked bags, so of course no knives for me. There were a couple of Ace Hardwares around, so I figured at some point I'd just go grab a Swiss Army Knife to have on me during the trip, maybe a Classic or a Recruit. Something cheaper that I wouldn't mind leaving there. Well, I never actually got around to doing that, and just went the entire trip knifeless. Folks on the forum often scoff and marvel at how people can go about their lives without a knife, any knife in their pockets on a daily basis. And well, it's not that hard. I'm not saying I'm about to give up the SAK in my pocket, but it further showed that my actual knife needs are quite different from what my perceived knife needs are.
 
Well….if you disappeared from the forums, I’d be sad, but, you’ve left a treasure trove of great stories and food for thought over the years. There’s a couple people, and I literally mean two, that I will log onto a forum to see if they’ve made a post. You’ve been one of those people. The anti-GAS (gear acquisition syndrome), maximum minimalist, and use what you’ve got posts are maybe not the most popular on forums, but I find them valuable. Buying and trying is fun. But we can get lost in it. Anyway I’ll stop rambling now.

Wow, thank you for the compliment!!!

Maybe I should start a youtube channel for and to preach Maximum minimalism! Its been both fun and joyfully liberating to do all this downsizing and survive without the sky falling, or some other horrid fate descending on me. I'll still be around now and then, and if I see someone trying to reach out to me, I will respond. Maybe I'll start posting all about how I'm doing okay in things with an inch and a half of blade a few simple tools. Kind of like on the traditional forums with my peanut stories any my dad.

But you're right; its soooo easy to get lost in the buying a trying of stuff, that you loose sight of reality. These forums are so good at sucking you in.
 
I was wondering what you've been up to Carl. Glad to hear that you're out there enjoying life. It's easy to get wrapped up in the online world, and to forget to get that there's much more to see and do.

I actually had a bit of an epiphany a couple weeks ago while on a trip with the wife in California. We flew without any checked bags, so of course no knives for me. There were a couple of Ace Hardwares around, so I figured at some point I'd just go grab a Swiss Army Knife to have on me during the trip, maybe a Classic or a Recruit. Something cheaper that I wouldn't mind leaving there. Well, I never actually got around to doing that, and just went the entire trip knifeless. Folks on the forum often scoff and marvel at how people can go about their lives without a knife, any knife in their pockets on a daily basis. And well, it's not that hard. I'm not saying I'm about to give up the SAK in my pocket, but it further showed that my actual knife needs are quite different from what my perceived knife needs are.


It sounds like you have the beginning of the great epiphany. It was a trip that got me to the final stages of my getting away from the obsession. The last time we went to Key West, we traveled like you, no checked bags. I had mailed a vic classic to myself at the guest house we always stay at, and for a week of beach going, partying, fishing, and general goofing off in a tropical local, the little classic all I needed. It opened packages, sliced the golf ball size key limes for cold vodka tonics, cut labels off souvenir t-shirts, sliced up cheese for the crackers on he patio, and even trimmed my nails. It cut the bottom out of a lotion bottle so my wife could get the last bit out of the bottle to toss it so not to pack it going home. The SD tip was used to adjust the carb on a over used rental Honda motor scooter, and tighten up the door knob on our room at the guest house. No, I'll never give up my small SAK or Leatherman squirt, so often I don't need a blade but a tool like a screw driver.

The ugly gorilla truth of the matter that is not discussed on a knife forum is, in todays modern society there is just not that much use for a knife. If a knife is needed, any small penknife size blade is enough to opening package and small cutting jobs. The perceived need of a knife is always over done by the obsessed cult worshipers of the object. Just like the car nut will think he needs a large V8 engine hot car to run down to the store for a quart of milk or the commute to work in 30 mile and hour traffic. Its all in the eye of the beholder, but often the vision gets blurred. Yes, many people go about their life with no knife on them at all. Yet, they go through the day, go home at the end of the workday, and they do just fine. BUT...there is that once in a lifetime event, like I experienced in January of 1991, where a bad traffic accident occurred right in front of me, and I found myself crawling into an old upside down Datsun B210 that had rolled three times and came to rest on the roof, and was starting to burn. I cut through the lady's seat belt with the inch and three quarter long sheep foot blade of my old Buck 301 stockman. Any small sharp blade would do that, even a SAK classic. Nylon seat belt webbing is not that tough to cut, in spite of a knife manufacturer that thinks you need a serrated edge.

If one thing learned from my old man is, any sharp piece of steel will do in a pinch. Doesn't have to be big, just sharp. And SAK blades, even small ones can be made very sharp.

Stay sharp my friends.

Carl.
 
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Thanks for all the wisdom you've given over the decades Carl, enjoy the retirement from forums and enjoying what you've got on hand. Myabe buy the good lady something nice with all the money you're not spending on knives and doodads :D
 
What's your take on fixed blades in all of this?

Been finding my favorite knife to use at home where there is no worry about carry, size, style, has been the Buck 119. Certainly can't carve a pumpkin with an SD Classic.
 
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What's your take on fixed blades in all of this?

Been finding my favorite knife to use at home where there is no worry about carry, size, style, has been the Buck 119. Certainly can't carve a pumpkin with an SD Classic.
If I recall correctly, J jackknife 's sheath knife of choice is either a buck 102, or 105. Along with an inexpensive machete of some sort for yard work.
 
Oh! Okay. That makes more sense now. I like Tramontina machetes myself.

I had to stop looking at Buck's website because of how much I want their stuff. 110 Auto, those smaller fixed blades you mentioned, the slipjoints, a modern offering, etc...
But I satiated myself with a 110LW, dyed it burgundy, and use that along with my 110 and 119. Reground a 440A Old Timer folding hunter with a snapped tip and that is about Buck 112 size should I ever need that.

I had to do some serious self-honesty just getting the 119 in regular 420/Phenolic, as the 120 with micarta and S35VN was calling... but the stock 119 is suiting me perfectly.
 
What's your take on fixed blades in all of this?

Been finding my favorite knife to use at home where there is no worry about carry, size, style, has been the Buck 119. Certainly can't carve a pumpkin with an SD Classic.

I don't really have much use for a fixed blade. I'm not a hunter and haven't been for 40 years. I live in an urban/suburban environment of Georgetown Texas. I don't backpack anymore, and the last few years I did, I didn't bother with a fixed blade. Just the folding saw in my pack. Lighter weight and more effective than any fixed blade with less effort. If I had to split and quarter wood for a small campfire, I did it with the saw. WAY way easier and safer. I do fish, and thats the only thing I need a non folder for. My old Buck 102 is a great fishing knife, and takes care of food duty on hikes where the wife and I take lunch out in the woods. Food duty and fish cleaning is the only uses I have for a knife with no pivot area to gunk up. Any decent sharp 1 1/2 to 2 inch blade does me for out and about in an urban life of a retired old fart.

If I ever need a real heavy duty blade, then the couple 12 inch Ontario machetes will do. But I've used them maybe once since we moved to Georgetown, and that was some yard work hacking down some growth. As for carving pumpkins, I haven't found anything better than a Victorinox serrated edge paring knife. Thing goes through pumpkin rind like warm butter. I have Victoriox kitchen knives and they are so Wonderfull to slice and dice with. If I'm in the kitchen, I have my kitchen knives. If I'm out and about, the small SAK on my keyring is enough. If we're traveling, my pocket stuff will do, since American interstates are a far cry from a Connastogoa wagon across the plains. I don't think or plan on a knife for any weapon use, thats why I carry a firearm, as does the wife. So far, since getting back from our last trip to California, I haven't bothered to carry anything else by my Leatherman squirt, and the classic. Sometimes, when going over my sister in laws for a help project, I'll just rely on the emergency tool kit in the trunk of the car. A small canvas bag with pliers, real screw drivers, adjustable wrench, Vise grips, duct tape and electrical tape and a role of light wire and a small folding Fiskar's saw. If I have to strip some wire, the blade on the squirt is fine. Opening packages, the classic does it. If I need to cut some brush like when we got stuck in some mud, the Fiskar's folding saw goes through wood like a beaver on crack.

Fixed blade? Just not much need. Jeff Randall once said in an interview that 99% of the knife market is BS. I've come to the conclusion that he's right. For most of my life I got by very well with a small pocket knife. Then in mid life I got bit by the knife nut bug. I lost sight of what I had learned and got a bit lost. Then the temporary insanity cleared out and now I regret all the time and effort spent going to knife shows and spending money I didn't need to. It was nuts. My little classic cuts open all kinds of packages, opens my mail, cuts coupons out of the paper, cuts twine for garden projects, and trims my nails at the end of the day. It screws and unscrews flat and Phillips screws as needed. What more did I ever need? According to the forums and knife magazines, we need all kinds of survival knives, tactical knives. Just like the gun magazines tell you that a Glcok 17 and at least two spare magazines are needed to go to the corner store for a quart of milk. The one time I had to really actually save a life in an upside down old Datsun B210 that was burning, the 1 3/4 inch sheep foot blade on my old Buck 301 cut that seat belt just fine. The one time I had to actually shoot someone, a little palm size .22 derringer did just fine in saving my life.

Beware the hype and BS.
 
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Couldn't cut a thick zip tie today with my minichamp. : (((
 
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Couldn't cut a thick zip tie today with my minichamp. : (((
Those can be a challenge because they are tough and slippery. If your little blade is razor sharp, you can notch the zip tie to weaken it on each side, and then might be able to break it, especially if you have a little something to slip into the loop for that like a nail file or just a nail or a screw. But just snipping it with the little mini champ blade or scissors is probably not going to happen.

I like to carry a little pair of pliers around, and they might help, but really if I know I’m going to be using or cutting zip ties, I’ll have diagonal cutters or a real pair of pliers to use.
 
Couldn't cut a thick zip tie today with my minichamp. : (((

You don't cut zip ties.

You use that pointy little blade to insert into the side of the grooves, and depress the plastic 'trigger' that holds it shut. That way you can just open the zip tie and reuse it if needed. No reason to ever cut a zip tie. Check out some of the youtube videos of zip ties and Swiss Army knives. In a pinch, a paper clip will work.
 
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