ESEE survival panties, there uses!

cricketdave

cricketdave

Joined
Dec 24, 2008
Messages
5,548
Good evening everyone,

Well I received the very first pair of ESEE survival panties today in the mail from the shotgunners. I felt on this auspicious occasion that some photo's were called for.

So I donned my new survival panties, grabbed my favorite ESEE blades and headed out into the wilds.

First I gathered some wood to warm the cockles of my heart.
002-17.jpg

That chore accomplished with ease due to my amazing use of the RTAK2 I built myself a fire using my ESEE fire kit and my rc-6.
014-6.jpg

012-6.jpg

A few strikes of the blade and YES we have fire...much grunting in pure caveman fashion took place.
016-4.jpg

All of this extreme survival work left me thirsty. Unfortunately the water in the creek needed to be filtered....hmmmm what to do? Being a very inventive fellow and having just watched "The Road" I knew that i could make a filter if only I had some cloth .........
023.jpg

Ahhhhhhh very refreshing.
030.jpg

With my strenuous testing accomplished I headed back to the mancave to consume a few cold ones.
025.jpg



I hope that my demonstration of the many uses of these very nifty panties will inspire all of you to get your orders in soon!!! Your wives and girlfriends will thank you.

This has been a public service announcement.

take care
cricket
 
You just ruined my night. All the button clicks in the world couldn't make me scroll fast enough :barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:

cannot_be_unseen.jpg


Also, the words 'cockles of your heart", need never be spoken again. Thanks :eek:
 
lazerboy2000 said:
You just ruined my night. All the button clicks in the world couldn't make me scroll fast enough :barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf::barf:

cannot_be_unseen.jpg


Also, the words 'cockles of your heart", need never be spoken again. Thanks :eek:
Click to expand...

what he said

and lazer, first round of mind bleach is on me :thumbup:
 
I'm not sure if this is a new high or low for this forum.

But I almost spit beer all over my computer from laughing while reading this thread.
 
Holy sh**. Can't cover my eyes, too..Orangey?

dramaticcatd.gif

Dave, you fulfilled the deal. I will order a Pink Izula and post pics. Watch me go.
 
Just be glad they're not selling ESEE thongs. :eek:
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top