Ethan's Fall Gathering - 2012 - Knife Rules??

Hawk590 said:
Are we going to have to start a BH version of the "Know the Code" Ad campaign like Las Vegas has done? I still want the video Murph took that night though.....
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These videos do not exist. I think you're remembering the moonlight reflecting off the mtn fog and the distant rumblings of passing bikers.
 
The videos were of a jiffy pop tied to a string and held aloft in front of the camera on the end of a stick by hoaxsters, the low quality of the media made the actions of that night superficially appear to be a flying saucer; but this simply does not withstand our expert analysis. The alleged "laser beams" of the "flying saucer" are explained rather simply by naturally occurring swamp gas being ignited by ambient static electrical discharges produced by a positively charged atmospheric cold front mixing with a negatively charged warm front as a temperature inversion corrected itself during normal nighttime cooling. Any associated audio artifacts are merely the sounds of this swamp gas/static electrical discharge as processed by the 4-bit digital audio codec of a 1975 tiger play action baseball handheld game.
 
ThePointyEnd said:
The videos were of a jiffy pop tied to a string and held aloft in front of the camera on the end of a stick by hoaxsters, the low quality of the media made the actions of that night superficially appear to be a flying saucer; but this simply does not withstand our expert analysis. The alleged "laser beams" of the "flying saucer" are explained rather simply by naturally occurring swamp gas being ignited by ambient static electrical discharges produced by a positively charged atmospheric cold front mixing with a negatively charged warm front as a temperature inversion corrected itself during normal nighttime cooling. Any associated audio artifacts are merely the sounds of this swamp gas/static electrical discharge as processed by the 4-bit digital audio codec of a 1975 tiger play action baseball handheld game.
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Sig material!
 
But how does your crackpot theory explain the lack of pants? Huh Mr. Fancy Science Guy!?!
 
DerekH said:
But how does your crackpot theory explain the lack of pants? Huh Mr. Fancy Science Guy!?!
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The pantslessness is easily attributed to the incidence of a natural migration of millions of moths (Eatpantsicus hilarious) thru the area in question at the time of the footage. Like all moths, they are drawn in to lights-- in this case, the swamp gas lights we previously discussed. The pants were simply an easily available food source to the swarm whilst the annual mating ritual and barn dance took place.

:D
 
Psyop said:
But I had to figure out how to get the scope covers off :D
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It was dark. You just woke up. You were in your underwear.

Who gives a shit if the scope covers were on?

:D

Moose
 
Psyop said:
Hmm is that what happened lol
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No, not really, but its been edited so, those that were there, will remember what really happened, and those that weren't, will imagine what happened.

What really happened, well................................


Moose
 
All I knew was it was lightening and thundering


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Col Defender said:
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Well, when you're right, you're right. A cool bonus to the gathering is the variety of people and knives in attendance. Bladite brings a metric ton of different stuff and that's just the flashlights.
 
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