Everyone's a victim

[Centaur]

You mean the North American Marlon Brando Look-alike Association?

I WISH it was only that!

 

[myopicmouse]

It's brilliant what a bunch of people can do. In Northen Ireland 'Jedi Knight' is an accepted religion by the voting census thingy because so many people (for a laugh) put it down on their forms for registering to vote.

 

[Gollnick]

Sorry, but I believe you're a heterosexual white male, and do not qualify to be a member of such an organization, much less start it, being the #1 victim of discrimination in this country.

You mean I am a victim? I am being descriminated against?

Oh, good. That's a huge relief.

For a moment there, I thought there was something wrong with me. But, now that I know that, like the majority of Americans, I am a repressed minority, I can sleep easier again.