Evolving Tastes, and a Hike With Both Crappy and Good Knives

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Thursday night, I went to my dad's house after the gym to pick up an exercise mat for my wife.
While there, he gave me some knives he had zero use for at all.

Two were United Cutlery throwing knives I will likely give to a friend.
One was an old dive knife from when he was a teen; I will keep that.
Two were totally hideous pieces of crap that were given to him by people over the years...you know, "You like knives, right? Here's a knife for you!" "Thaaaaanks... :barf:"
I traded them to the pawn shop for season 2 of The Walking Dead, and 300, Rise of an Empire (much better than those horrible, horrible knives).

But then there was also the knife I went onwards to take a hike with...this. :D

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This is a copy of the Buckmaster, back from the mid 80s.
My friend had it, and I wanted it so bad when I was 13 years old.
After a bunch of trading sessions where I failed to get it, it was finally mine.
I gave it to my dad in the late 90s for a birthday or something, and it never got used.

But now it is mine yet again.
The sheath's webbing had practically disintegrated, and the screws holding the snaps on had pulled from the crummy Taiwan glue holding them in (this was from when Taiwan was not a country that made quality knives).

The horrid saw-back did make a decent notch cut:

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It looks better surrounded by more expensive, classier knives:

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It stabs stumps okay too:

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But your survival needs better depend on stabbing stumps, because it can't chop worth crap.
Too much weight in the handle, and the round handle likes to roll.
It also makes a terrible, terrible improvised machete for cutting through tall grasses...my Umnumzaan did better (seriously, it did! It was really sad).

And this is how I carried it, in the stock sheath for the BK7:

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Man, how I wanted that knife as a teen.
Now I am glad to have it only for nostalgic purposes.
It is truly a terrible knife. :D
 
Good times hiking down memory lane. The buck 110 always makes me nostalgic. Your 13 yr old self would be proud.
 
Good times hiking down memory lane. The buck 110 always makes me nostalgic. Your 13 yr old self would be proud.

Indeed. :)

Where's the snow, O Canada?

Should be here in a couple of weeks.
Supposed to be very cold this winter.

Where is Gaston? We need an "expert" on hollow handles...

:D

Cool story! :) You have such a good attitude about this hobby, very refreshing!

It's all about fun. :thumbup:
 
Have no use for hollow handles...even the ones from CRK in A2. Just not for me.
 
Great to see that I'm not the only one who occasionally enjoys a truly awful knife. Sometimes it's good to embrace your inner 13 year old mall ninja. :thumbup:
 
Great to see that I'm not the only one who occasionally enjoys a truly awful knife. Sometimes it's good to embrace your inner 13 year old mall ninja. :thumbup:

Hell yeah! :D
Your 13 year old self generally knew a thing or two about having fun, and not taking yourself too seriously. ;)
 
Hell yeah! :D
Your 13 year old self generally knew a thing or two about having fun, and not taking yourself too seriously. ;)

Indeed. Mine has been eyeballing an absolutely horrific red abomination of a tacticlol folder at my local gas station lately. It looks like there's absolutely no way to hold it in a human hand that would be comfortable at all. It's just so wonderfully, wonderfully terrible.... :D
 
Indeed. Mine has been eyeballing an absolutely horrific red abomination of a tacticlol folder at my local gas station lately. It looks like there's absolutely no way to hold it in a human hand that would be comfortable at all. It's just so wonderfully, wonderfully terrible.... :D

You should buy it for the laughs it will bring. :)
If you get sick of it, use it as a throwing knife till it breaks.
 
You should buy it for the laughs it will bring. :)
If you get sick of it, use it as a throwing knife till it breaks.

I'm considering it. I haven't had them take it out of the case so I can look at it yet, but I'm betting that folded inside that terrible handle is an equally terrible, partially serrated tanto blade, almost certainly in top of the line "surgical stainless". In which case I'm doomed and it will make it's way into the part of my collection dedicated horrible, tacky knives. The sheer heresy of putting that poo pile in between a Busse and an old Boulder, CO Western while showing some of my collection to a friend some day would be worth whatever they're likely to be asking for it... But I'm easily entertained. ;)
 
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